There were seven of us who took him at his word and got into the cab
together. You must know that he had paid for a little dinner at the
Goldsmith Club already, and never a man who did not justice to his
handsome hospitality. The night was clear, and there were stars in the
heavens. I mind me that a little of the _dulce_ and the _desipere_ moved
us to sing “Rule, Britannia” as we went. ’Tis a poor heart that never
rejoices; and Ean Fabos paid for it—as I took the opportunity to remark
to my good friend Killock, the actor.
“Shall we pay for the cab?” says he.
“Would you insult the most generous heart in Great Britain this night?”
says I.
“On reflection,” says he, “the man who does not pay will have no trouble
about his change,” and with that we went into the hall. It is true that
we were a remarkable company. My old comrade, Barry Henshaw, had come in
a velvet shooting coat and a red neckcloth that was not to the taste of
the officials at the box-office. Killock himself, the darling of the
ladies, God bless him, had diamonds strewn upon his vest thick enough to
make a pattern of chrysanthemums. My own cravat would have been no
disgrace to the Emperor Napoleon. And there we stood, seven members of
seven honourable professions, like soldiers at the drill, our backs to
the wall of the dancing room and our eyes upon the refreshment buffet.
“’Tis time for a whisky and soda,” says Barry Henshaw, the famous
dramatist, directly his coat was off his back.
“Shame on ye,” says I,—“you that were lapping the poison they call
‘kummel’ not the half of an hour ago. Beware of the drink, Barry—the
secret habit.”
“Oh,” says he, “then you’re coming with me, I suppose?”
And then he remarked:
“If Fabos were a gentleman he would join the procession and pay for it.
But that’s the worst of these shows. You always lose the man with the
money.”
I passed the observation by as impertinent, and we went to the buffet.
What they called the Fancy Fair was in full swing by this time; though
devil a wig on the green for all their money. Slips of beauty dressed as
shepherdesses mistook me and my friend for their sheep, and would have
fleeced us prettily; but our lofty utterance, coming of a full heart and
two shillings and tenpence in the purse, restrained their ardour, and
sent them to the right-about. ’Twas a fair, be it told, for the sailor
boys at Portsmouth; and when you had bought a bunch of daisies for ten
shillings, of a maid with blue eyes and cherry lips, you could waltz
with the same little vixen at five shillings a time. My friend Barry, I
observed, turned very pale at this suggestion.
“Do you not lift the sprightly toe?” asked I.
“Man,” he said, “it’s worse than a Channel passage.”
“But Fabos is dancing,” said I, pointing to our host in the midst of the
rabble. “See what comes of the plain living, my boy. He’ll dance until
the sun shines and think nothing of it. And a pretty enough five
shillings’ worth he has on his arm,” I put in as an after-thought.
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