Now, although it had never occurred to any one to crawl down the
fire-escape until that day, every one in our part of the room has become
infatuated with the idea, and three times a week—shortly after half-past
two—there is a continuous stream of men backing out the window, down the
iron ladder and into the Yard. In fact, the struggle to escape became
so universal and there were so many scraps at the window and in mid-air
on the way down over who should go first, that Berrisford evolved the
idea of distributing numbers the way they do in barbershops on Saturday
afternoon when everybody in the world becomes inspired with the desire
to be shaved at the same time. It works beautifully; but of late the
undertaking is attended by considerable risk.
At first Professor Kinde stopped lecturing and fumbled for his other
spectacles only when he heard the class titter; I don’t believe he in
the least knew what was going on. But recently he has become extremely
foxy. Although he has n’t spoken of the matter, he realizes what is
happening, and I think the ambition of his declining years is to catch
somebody in the act of darting toward the window. At irregular
intervals now, throughout his lectures, he—apropos of nothing—drops his
notes, seizes a fresh pair of spectacles, makes a lightning change, and
then peeks craftily about the room while the class tries hard not to
hurt his feelings by laughing. Then, disappointed, but with an air of
"I ’ll-surely-strike-it-right-next-time," he changes back again and
continues. The lectures have become so exciting and fragmentary that
Berrisford and I are torn with the conflicting desires to stay and see
what happens and to get out into the wonderful autumn weather. Usually,
however, we leave, and the last time, just as I was preparing to drop to
the ground, Duggie strode in sight. Berrisford, half-way down, happened
to glance over his shoulder. When he saw Duggie he swung around, struck
an Alexandre Dumas attitude, and exclaimed dramatically,—
"Sire, we have liberated the prisoners, cut away the portcullis and
fired the powder magazine. Is ’t well?" Duggie laughed.
"Powder magazines aren’t the only things that get fired around these
parts, monsieur," he answered as he passed on.
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