Now, there was nothing disagreeable either in the remark or the way
Duggie made it; he seemed perfectly good-natured, and, although in a
great hurry, very much amused. But, somehow, it was n’t quite as if any
one else had said it. I don’t know what "reading between the lines" is
called when there aren’t any lines to read between; but anyhow that’s
what I couldn’t help doing. Duggie’s little thrust was made at
Berri—but it was intended for me. And that ’s what I mean when I say
Duggie has me on his mind. He would have Berri there, too, if he liked
him; but he does n’t. I think he firmly believes that he regards us
both with the utmost impartiality; yet I know (this is recorded in all
modesty, merely as a fact) that he likes me, and that for poor Berri he
has no use at all. Berrisford is tactless; he had no business, for
instance, to tell Duggie about the watch.
One Saturday morning when Berrisford had finished his lectures for the
day, and I found that a cut was to be given in my last one, we strolled
along Massachusetts Avenue, without really meaning to go anywhere, until
we came to the bridge across the Back Bay. We leaned over the rail
awhile and watched the tide clutching viciously at the piers as it
swirled out, and then, farther up, I noticed a flock of ducks paddling
about in a most delightful little mud-hole left by the falling tide.
"I could hit one of those birdies if I had a shotgun," I said, closing
one eye. (It just shows what a trivial remark may sometimes lead one
into.)
"It wouldn’t do you any good," Berrisford yawned; "you couldn’t get it."
"I don’t see why not. I could borrow a boat from the Humane Society and
row out," I answered, rather irritated by Berrisford’s languid
scepticism.
"Well, what on earth would you do with the poor little beast after you
did get him?" he pursued.
"What do you suppose?" I exclaimed. "What do people usually do when they
shoot a duck?"
"I think they usually say that they really hit two, but that the other
one managed to crawl into a dense patch of wild rice growing near by,"
Berrisford answered.
"I should have it cooked and then I ’d eat it," I said, ignoring his
remark.
"What an extremely piggish performance! There would not be enough for
any one but yourself. I would much rather go into town with somebody
and have one apiece at the Touraine."
"Oh, Berrisford," I murmured; "this is so sudden!"
When we reached the other side of the bridge we got on a passing car,
and after we sat down Berrisford said, "You ’ll have to pay for me; I
have n’t any money either here or in Cambridge." As I had just eight
cents in the world and had taken it for granted that Berri was going to
pay for me, we jumped out before the conductor came around, and resumed
our walk.
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