Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
AUGUST 11.—Although it is a serious matter having our boy Lupin on our
hands, still it is satisfactory to know he was asked to resign from the
Bank simply because “he took no interest in his work, and always arrived
an hour (sometimes two hours) late.” We can all start off on Monday to
Broadstairs with a light heart. This will take my mind off the worry of
the last few days, which have been wasted over a useless correspondence
with the manager of the Bank at Oldham.
AUGUST 13.—Hurrah! at Broadstairs. Very nice apartments near the
station. On the cliffs they would have been double the price. The
landlady had a nice five o’clock dinner and tea ready, which we all
enjoyed, though Lupin seemed fastidious because there happened to be a
fly in the butter. It was very wet in the evening, for which I was
thankful, as it was a good excuse for going to bed early. Lupin said he
would sit up and read a bit.
AUGUST 14.—I was a little annoyed to find Lupin, instead of reading last
night, had gone to a common sort of entertainment, given at the Assembly
Rooms. I expressed my opinion that such performances were unworthy of
respectable patronage; but he replied: “Oh, it was only ‘for one night
only.’ I had a fit of the blues come on, and thought I would go to see
Polly Presswell, England’s Particular Spark.” I told him I was proud to
say I had never heard of her. Carrie said: “Do let the boy alone. He’s
quite old enough to take care of himself, and won’t forget he’s a
gentleman. Remember, you were young once yourself.” Rained all day
hard, but Lupin would go out.
AUGUST 15.—Cleared up a bit, so we all took the train to Margate, and the
first person we met on the jetty was Gowing. I said: “Hulloh! I thought
you had gone to Barmouth with your Birmingham friends?” He said: “Yes,
but young Peter Lawrence was so ill, they postponed their visit, so I
came down here. You know the Cummings’ are here too?” Carrie said: “Oh,
that will be delightful! We must have some evenings together and have
games.”
I introduced Lupin, saying: “You will be pleased to find we have our dear
boy at home!” Gowing said: “How’s that? You don’t mean to say he’s left
the Bank?”
I changed the subject quickly, and thereby avoided any of those awkward
questions which Gowing always has a knack of asking.
AUGUST 16.—Lupin positively refused to walk down the Parade with me
because I was wearing my new straw helmet with my frock-coat. I don’t
know what the boy is coming to.
AUGUST 17.—Lupin not falling in with our views, Carrie and I went for a
sail. It was a relief to be with her alone; for when Lupin irritates me,
she always sides with him. On our return, he said: “Oh, you’ve been on
the ‘Shilling Emetic,’ have you? You’ll come to six-pennorth on the
‘Liver Jerker’ next.” I presume he meant a tricycle, but I affected not
to understand him.
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