Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
OCTOBER 31.—Received a letter from our principal, Mr. Perkupp, saying
that he thinks he knows of a place at last for our dear boy Lupin. This,
in a measure, consoles me for the loss of a portion of my diary; for I am
bound to confess the last few weeks have been devoted to the record of
disappointing answers received from people to whom I have applied for
appointments for Lupin. Mrs. Birrell called, and, in reply to me, said:
“She never _see_ no book, much less take such a liberty as _touch_ it.”
I said I was determined to find out who did it, whereupon she said she
would do her best to help me; but she remembered the sweep lighting the
fire with a bit of the _Echo_. I requested the sweep to be sent to me
to-morrow. I wish Carrie had not given Lupin a latch-key; we never seem
to see anything of him. I sat up till past one for him, and then retired
tired.
NOVEMBER 1.—My entry yesterday about “retired tired,” which I did not
notice at the time, is rather funny. If I were not so worried just now,
I might have had a little joke about it. The sweep called, but had the
audacity to come up to the hall-door and lean his dirty bag of soot on
the door-step. He, however, was so polite, I could not rebuke him. He
said Sarah lighted the fire. Unfortunately, Sarah heard this, for she
was dusting the banisters, and she ran down, and flew into a temper with
the sweep, causing a row on the front door-steps, which I would not have
had happen for anything. I ordered her about her business, and told the
sweep I was sorry to have troubled him; and so I was, for the door-steps
were covered with soot in consequence of his visit. I would willingly
give ten shillings to find out who tore my diary.
NOVEMBER 2.—I spent the evening quietly with Carrie, of whose company I
never tire. We had a most pleasant chat about the letters on “Is
Marriage a Failure?” It has been no failure in our case. In talking
over our own happy experiences, we never noticed that it was past
midnight. We were startled by hearing the door slam violently. Lupin
had come in. He made no attempt to turn down the gas in the passage, or
even to look into the room where we were, but went straight up to bed,
making a terrible noise. I asked him to come down for a moment, and he
begged to be excused, as he was “dead beat,” an observation that was
scarcely consistent with the fact that, for a quarter of an hour
afterwards, he was positively dancing in his room, and shouting out, “See
me dance the polka!” or some such nonsense.
NOVEMBER 3.—Good news at last. Mr. Perkupp has got an appointment for
Lupin, and he is to go and see about it on Monday. Oh, how my mind is
relieved! I went to Lupin’s room to take the good news to him, but he
was in bed, very seedy, so I resolved to keep it over till the evening.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account