Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
NOVEMBER 12, Sunday.—Coming home from church Carrie and I met Lupin,
Daisy Mutlar, and her brother. Daisy was introduced to us, and we walked
home together, Carrie walking on with Miss Mutlar. We asked them in for
a few minutes, and I had a good look at my future daughter-in-law. My
heart quite sank. She is a big young woman, and I should think at least
eight years older than Lupin. I did not even think her good-looking.
Carrie asked her if she could come in on Wednesday next with her brother
to meet a few friends. She replied that she would only be too pleased.
NOVEMBER 13.—Carrie sent out invitations to Gowing, the Cummings, to Mr.
and Mrs. James (of Sutton), and Mr. Stillbrook. I wrote a note to Mr.
Franching, of Peckham. Carrie said we may as well make it a nice affair,
and why not ask our principal, Mr. Perkupp? I said I feared we were not
quite grand enough for him. Carrie said there was “no offence in asking
him.” I said: “Certainly not,” and I wrote him a letter. Carrie
confessed she was a little disappointed with Daisy Mutlar’s appearance,
but thought she seemed a nice girl.
NOVEMBER 14.—Everybody so far has accepted for our quite grand little
party for to-morrow. Mr. Perkupp, in a nice letter which I shall keep,
wrote that he was dining in Kensington, but if he could get away, he
would come up to Holloway for an hour. Carrie was busy all day, making
little cakes and open jam puffs and jellies. She said she felt quite
nervous about her responsibilities to-morrow evening. We decided to have
some light things on the table, such as sandwiches, cold chicken and ham,
and some sweets, and on the sideboard a nice piece of cold beef and a
Paysandu tongue—for the more hungry ones to peg into if they liked.
Gowing called to know if he was to put on “swallow-tails” to-morrow.
Carrie said he had better dress, especially as Mr. Franching was coming,
and there was a possibility of Mr. Perkupp also putting in an appearance.
Gowing said: “Oh, I only wanted to know, for I have not worn my
dress-coat for some time, and I must send it to have the creases pressed
out.”
After Gowing left, Lupin came in, and in his anxiety to please Daisy
Mutlar, carped at and criticised the arrangements, and, in fact,
disapproved of everything, including our having asked our old friend
Cummings, who, he said, would look in evening-dress like a green-grocer
engaged to wait, and who must not be surprised if Daisy took him for one.
I fairly lost my temper, and said: “Lupin, allow me to tell you Miss
Daisy Mutlar is not the Queen of England. I gave you credit for more
wisdom than to allow yourself to be inveigled into an engagement with a
woman considerably older than yourself. I advise you to think of earning
your living before entangling yourself with a wife whom you will have to
support, and, in all probability, her brother also, who appeared to be
nothing but a loafer.”
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