Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
The next arrivals were Mr. and Mrs. Cummings. The former said: “As you
didn’t say anything about dress, I have come ‘half dress.’” He had on a
black frock-coat and white tie. The James’, Mr. Merton, and Mr.
Stillbrook arrived, but Lupin was restless and unbearable till his Daisy
Mutlar and Frank arrived.
Carrie and I were rather startled at Daisy’s appearance. She had a
bright-crimson dress on, cut very low in the neck. I do not think such a
style modest. She ought to have taken a lesson from Carrie, and covered
her shoulders with a little lace. Mr. Nackles, Mr. Sprice-Hogg and his
four daughters came; so did Franching, and one or two of Lupin’s new
friends, members of the “Holloway Comedians.” Some of these seemed
rather theatrical in their manner, especially one, who was posing all the
evening, and leant on our little round table and cracked it. Lupin
called him “our Henry,” and said he was “our lead at the H.C.’s,” and was
quite as good in that department as Harry Mutlar was as the low-comedy
merchant. All this is Greek to me.
We had some music, and Lupin, who never left Daisy’s side for a moment,
raved over her singing of a song, called “Some Day.” It seemed a pretty
song, but she made such grimaces, and sang, to my mind, so out of tune, I
would not have asked her to sing again; but Lupin made her sing four
songs right off, one after the other.
At ten o’clock we went down to supper, and from the way Gowing and
Cummings ate you would have thought they had not had a meal for a month.
I told Carrie to keep something back in case Mr. Perkupp should come by
mere chance. Gowing annoyed me very much by filling a large tumbler of
champagne, and drinking it straight off. He repeated this action, and
made me fear our half-dozen of champagne would not last out. I tried to
keep a bottle back, but Lupin got hold of it, and took it to the
side-table with Daisy and Frank Mutlar.
We went upstairs, and the young fellows began skylarking. Carrie put a
stop to that at once. Stillbrook amused us with a song, “What have you
done with your Cousin John?” I did not notice that Lupin and Frank had
disappeared. I asked Mr. Watson, one of the Holloways, where they were,
and he said: “It’s a case of ‘Oh, what a surprise!’”
We were directed to form a circle—which we did. Watson then said: “I
have much pleasure in introducing the celebrated Blondin Donkey.” Frank
and Lupin then bounded into the room. Lupin had whitened his face like a
clown, and Frank had tied round his waist a large hearthrug. He was
supposed to be the donkey, and he looked it. They indulged in a very
noisy pantomime, and we were all shrieking with laughter.
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