Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
My only consolation is, he takes no supper, so he is not an expensive
guest, but I shall speak to Gowing about the matter. The Irving
imitations and conversations occupied the whole evening, till I was sick
of it. Once we had a rather heated discussion, which was commenced by
Cummings saying that it appeared to him that Mr. Burwin-Fosselton was not
only _like_ Mr. Irving, but was in his judgment every way as _good_ or
even _better_. I ventured to remark that after all it was but an
imitation of an original.
Cummings said surely some imitations were better than the originals. I
made what I considered a very clever remark: “Without an original there
can be no imitation.” Mr. Burwin-Fosselton said quite impertinently:
“Don’t discuss me in my presence, if you please; and, Mr. Pooter, I
should advise you to talk about what you understand;” to which that cad
Padge replied: “That’s right.” Dear Carrie saved the whole thing by
suddenly saying: “I’ll be Ellen Terry.” Dear Carrie’s imitation wasn’t a
bit liked, but she was so spontaneous and so funny that the disagreeable
discussion passed off. When they left, I very pointedly said to Mr.
Burwin-Fosselton and Mr. Padge that we should be engaged to-morrow
evening.
NOVEMBER 25.—Had a long letter from Mr. Fosselton respecting last night’s
Irving discussion. I was very angry, and I wrote and said I knew little
or nothing about stage matters, was not in the least interested in them
and positively declined to be drawn into a discussion on the subject,
even at the risk of its leading to a breach of friendship. I never wrote
a more determined letter.
On returning home at the usual hour on Saturday afternoon I met near the
Archway Daisy Mutlar. My heart gave a leap. I bowed rather stiffly, but
she affected not to have seen me. Very much annoyed in the evening by
the laundress sending home an odd sock. Sarah said she sent two pairs,
and the laundress declared only a pair and a half were sent. I spoke to
Carrie about it, but she rather testily replied: “I am tired of speaking
to her; you had better go and speak to her yourself. She is outside.” I
did so, but the laundress declared that only an odd sock was sent.
Gowing passed into the passage at this time and was rude enough to listen
to the conversation, and interrupting, said: “Don’t waste the odd sock,
old man; do an act of charity and give it to some poor man with only one
leg.” The laundress giggled like an idiot. I was disgusted and walked
upstairs for the purpose of pinning down my collar, as the button had
come off the back of my shirt.
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