Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
Mr. Finsworth had up some fine port, although I question whether it is a
good thing to take on the top of beer. It made me feel a little sleepy,
while it had the effect of inducing Mr. Short to become “privileged” to
rather an alarming extent. It being cold even for April, there was a
fire in the drawing-room; we sat round in easy-chairs, and Teddy and I
waxed rather eloquent over the old school days, which had the effect of
sending all the others to sleep. I was delighted, as far as Mr. Short
was concerned, that it did have that effect on him.
We stayed till four, and the walk home was remarkable only for the fact
that several fools giggled at the unpolished state of my boots. Polished
them myself when I got home. Went to church in the evening, and could
scarcely keep awake. I will not take port on the top of beer again.
APRIL 29.—I am getting quite accustomed to being snubbed by Lupin, and I
do not mind being sat upon by Carrie, because I think she has a certain
amount of right to do so; but I do think it hard to be at once snubbed by
wife, son, and both my guests.
Gowing and Cummings had dropped in during the evening, and I suddenly
remembered an extraordinary dream I had a few nights ago, and I thought I
would tell them about it. I dreamt I saw some huge blocks of ice in a
shop with a bright glare behind them. I walked into the shop and the
heat was overpowering. I found that the blocks of ice were on fire. The
whole thing was so real and yet so supernatural I woke up in a cold
perspiration. Lupin in a most contemptuous manner, said: “What utter
rot.”
Before I could reply, Gowing said there was nothing so completely
uninteresting as other people’s dreams.
I appealed to Cummings, but he said he was bound to agree with the others
and my dream was especially nonsensical. I said: “It seemed so real to
me.” Gowing replied: “Yes, to _you_ perhaps, but not to _us_.”
Whereupon they all roared.
Carrie, who had hitherto been quiet, said: “He tells me his stupid dreams
every morning nearly.” I replied: “Very well, dear, I promise you I will
never tell you or anybody else another dream of mine the longest day I
live.” Lupin said: “Hear! hear!” and helped himself to another glass of
beer. The subject was fortunately changed, and Cummings read a most
interesting article on the superiority of the bicycle to the horse.
CHAPTER XX
Dinner at Franching’s to meet Mr. Hardfur Huttle.
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