Diary fiction; England -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Men -- England -- Fiction; Middle class -- Fiction; Suburban life -- Fiction
MAY 10.—Received a letter from Mr. Franching, of Peckham, asking us to
dine with him to-night, at seven o’clock, to meet Mr. Hardfur Huttle, a
very clever writer for the American papers. Franching apologised for the
short notice; but said he had at the last moment been disappointed of two
of his guests and regarded us as old friends who would not mind filling
up the gap. Carrie rather demurred at the invitation; but I explained to
her that Franching was very well off and influential, and we could not
afford to offend him. “And we are sure to get a good dinner and a good
glass of champagne.” “Which never agrees with you!” Carrie replied,
sharply. I regarded Carrie’s observation as unsaid. Mr. Franching asked
us to wire a reply. As he had said nothing about dress in the letter, I
wired back: “With pleasure. Is it full dress?” and by leaving out our
name, just got the message within the sixpence.
Got back early to give time to dress, which we received a telegram
instructing us to do. I wanted Carrie to meet me at Franching’s house;
but she would not do so, so I had to go home to fetch her. What a long
journey it is from Holloway to Peckham! Why do people live such a long
way off? Having to change ’buses, I allowed plenty of time—in fact, too
much; for we arrived at twenty minutes to seven, and Franching, so the
servant said, had only just gone up to dress. However, he was down as
the clock struck seven; he must have dressed very quickly.
I must say it was quite a distinguished party, and although we did not
know anybody personally, they all seemed to be quite swells. Franching
had got a professional waiter, and evidently spared no expense. There
were flowers on the table round some fairy-lamps and the effect, I must
say, was exquisite. The wine was good and there was plenty of champagne,
concerning which Franching said he himself, never wished to taste better.
We were ten in number, and a _menû_ card to each. One lady said she
always preserved the _menû_ and got the guests to write their names on
the back.
We all of us followed her example, except Mr. Huttle, who was of course
the important guest.
The dinner-party consisted of Mr. Franching, Mr. Hardfur Huttle, Mr. and
Mrs. Samuel Hillbutter, Mrs. Field, Mr. and Mrs. Purdick, Mr. Pratt, Mr.
R. Kent, and, last but not least, Mr. and Mrs. Charles Pooter. Franching
said he was sorry he had no lady for me to take in to dinner. I replied
that I preferred it, which I afterwards thought was a very
uncomplimentary observation to make.
I sat next to Mrs. Field at dinner. She seemed a well-informed lady, but
was very deaf. It did not much matter, for Mr. Hardfur Huttle did all
the talking. He is a marvellously intellectual man and says things which
from other people would seem quite alarming. How I wish I could remember
even a quarter of his brilliant conversation. I made a few little
reminding notes on the _menû_ card.
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