Dr. Towers used to have his coat pockets made of capacity to hold a
quarto volume—a wise custom; but requiring stout cloth, good buckram,
and strong thread well waxed. I do not so greatly commend the humour
of Dr. Ingenhouz, whose coat was lined with pockets of all sizes,
wherein, in his latter years, when science had become to him as a
plaything, he carried about various materials for chemical
experiments: among the rest so many compositions for fulminating
powders in glass tubes, separated only by a cork in the middle of the
tube, that, if any person had unhappily given him a blow with a stick,
he might have blown up himself and the Doctor too. For myself, four
coat pockets of the ordinary dimensions content me; in these a
sufficiency of conveniences may be carried, and that sufficiency
methodically arranged. For mark me, gentle or ungentle Reader! there
is nothing like method in pockets, as well as in composition: and what
orderly and methodical man would have his pocket-handkerchief, and his
pocket-book, and the key of his door (if he be a batchelor living in
chambers) and his knife, and his loose pence and half-pence, and the
letters which peradventure he might just have received, or
peradventure he may intend to drop in the post-office, two-penny or
general, as he passes by, and his snuff, if he be accustomed so to
regale his olfactory conduits, or his tobacco-box, if he prefer the
masticable to the pulverized weed; or his box of lozenges if he should
be troubled with a tickling cough; and the sugar-plumbs and the
gingerbread nuts which he may be carrying home to his own children, or
to any other small men and women upon whose hearts he may have a
design;—who I say would like to have all this in chaos and confusion,
one lying upon the other, and the thing which is wanted first fated
alway to be undermost!—(Mr. Wilberforce knows the inconvenience;—) the
snuff working its way out to the gingerbread, the sugar-plumbs
insinuating themselves into the folds of the pocket-handkerchief, the
pence grinding the lozenges to dust for the benefit of the
pocket-book, and the door key busily employed in unlocking the
letters?
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