You say that the gentry is all changing throughout the whole land, and
I believe you well, Tom Purcell. Changed indeed must they be if they
subscribe to such preposterous humbug as this! At all events, I repeat
we want the money, so fill up the blanks as you think best, and remit me
the amount at your earliest, for I have barely enough to get to the end
of the present month. I don't dislike this place at all. It is quiet,
peaceful,--humdrum, if you will; but we've had more than our share of
racket and row lately, and the reclusion is very grateful. One day is
exactly like another with us. Lord George--for he is back again--and
James go a-fishing as soon as breakfast is over, and only return for
supper. Mary Anne reads, writes, sews, and sings. Mrs. D. fills up the
time discharging Betty, settling with her, searching her trunks for
missing articles, and being reconciled to her again, which, with
occasional crying fits and her usual devotions, don't leave her a single
moment unoccupied! As for me, I'm trying to learn German, whenever I'm
not asleep. I've got a master,--he is a Swiss, and maybe his accent
is not of the purest; but he is an amusing old vagabond,--an
umbrella-maker, but in his youth a travelling-servant. His time is not
very valuable to him, so that he sits with me sometimes for half a day;
but still I make little progress. My notion is, Tom, that there's no use
in either making love or trying a new language after you're five or six
and twenty. It's all up-hill work after that, believe me. Neither your
declensions nor declarations come natural to you, and it's a bungling
performance at the best. The first condition of either is to have
your head perfectly free,--as little in it as need be. So long as
your thoughts are jostled by debts, duns, mortgages, and marriageable
daughters, you 'll have no room for vows or irregular verbs! It's lucky,
however, that one can dispense both with the love and the learning,
and indeed of the two,--with the last best, for of all the useless,
unprofitable kinds of labor ever pursued out of a jail, acquiring
a foreign language is the most. The few words required for daily
necessaries, such as schnaps and cigars, are easily learnt; all beyond
that is downright rubbish.
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