My dear Molly,--It 's well I ever got your last letter, for it seems
there's four places called Freyburg, and they tried the three wrong
ones first, and I believe they opened and read it everywhere it stopped.
"Much good may it do them," says I, "if they did!" They know at
least the price of wool in Kinnegad, and what boneens is bringing in
Ballinasloe, not to mention the news you tell of Betty Walsh! I thought
I cautioned you before not to write anything like a secret when the
letter came through a foreign post, seeing that the police reads
everything, and if there's a word against themselves, you're ordered
over the frontier in six hours. That's liberty, my dear! But that is
not the worst of it, for nobody wants the dirty spalpeens to read about
their private affairs, nor to know the secrets of their families. I must
say, you are very unguarded in this respect, and poor Betty's mishap is
now known to the Emperor of Prussia and the King of Sweden, just as well
as to Father Luke and the Coadjutor; and as they say that these courts
are always exchanging gossip with each other, it will be back in England
by the time this reaches you. Let it be a caution to you in future,
or, if you must allude to these events, do it in a way that can't be
understood, as you may remark they do in the newspapers. I wish you
would n't be tormenting me about coming home and living among my own
people, as you call it. Let them pay up the arrears first Molly, before
they think of establishing any claim of the kind on your humble servant.
But the fact is, my dear, the longer you live abroad, the more you like
it; and going back to the strict rules and habits of England, after it,
is for all the world like putting on a strait-waistcoat. If you only
heard foreigners the way they talk of us, and we all the while thinking
ourselves the very pink of the creation!
But of all the things they're most severe upon is Sunday. The manner
we pass the day, according to their notions, is downright barbarism.
No diversion of any kind, no dancing, no theatres; shops shut up, and
nothing legal but intoxication. I always tell them that the fault isn't
ours, that it's the Protestants that do these things; for, as Father
Maher says, "they 'd put a bit of crape over the blessed sun if they
could." But between ourselves, Molly, even we Catholics are greatly
behind the foreigners on all matters of civilization. It may be out of
fear of the others, but really we don't enjoy ourselves at all like the
French or the Germans. Even in the little place I'm writing now, there's
more amusement than in a big city at home; and if there's anything I 'm
convinced of at all, Molly, it's this: that there is no keeping people
out of great wickedness except by employing them in small sins; and, let
me tell you, there's not a political economist that ever I heard of has
hit upon the secret.
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