You said in your last that you thought me more lax than I used to be
about right and wrong,--"less strait-laced," you were polite enough to
call it; and with an equal urbanity you ascribed this change in me to
the habits of the Continent. I am proud to say "Guilty" to the charge,
and I believe you are right as to the cause. Yes, Tom, the tone of
society abroad is eminently merciful, and it must needs be a bad case
where there are no attenuating circumstances. So much the worse, say
you; where vice is leniently looked on, it will be sure to flourish. To
which I answer, Show me where it does not! Is it in the modern Babylon,
is it in moral Scotland, or drab-colored Washington? On my conscience, I
don't believe there is more of wickedness in a foreign city than a
home one; the essential difference being that we do wrong with a
consciousness of our immorality; whereas the foreigner has a strong
impression that after all it's only a passing frailty, and that human
nature was not ever intended to be perfect. Which system tends most to
corrupt a people, and which creates more hopeless sinners, I leave to
you, and others as fond of such speculations, to ponder over.
Another charge--for your letter has as many counts as an
indictment--another you make against me is that I seem as if I was
beginning to like--or, as you modestly phrase it--as if I was getting
more reconciled to the Continent. Maybe I am, now that I have learned
how to qualify the light wines with a little brandy, and to make my
dinner of the eight or nine, instead of the two-and-thirty dishes they
serve up to you; and since I have trained myself to walk the length of
a street, in rain or sunshine, without my hat, and have attained to the
names of the cards at whist in a foreign tongue, I believe I do feel
more at home here than at first; but still I am far, very far, in arrear
of the knowledge that a man bred and born abroad would possess at my
age. To begin, Tom: He would be a perfect cook; you couldn't put a clove
of garlic too little, or an olive too much, without his detecting it in
the dish. Secondly, he would be curious in snuffs, and a dead hand at
dominos; then he would be deep in the private histories of the ballet,
and tell you the various qualities of short-draperied damsels that had
figured on the boards for the last thirty years. These, and such-like,
would be the consolations of his declining years; and of these I know
absolutely next to nothing. Who knows, however, but I may improve? The
world is a wonderful schoolmaster, and if Mrs. D. is to be believed, I
am an apt scholar whenever the study is of an equivocal kind.
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