of listening in turn is a tremendous infliction. Nor is the character of
the scene such as would probably suggest agreeable reflections; had it
been the portico to the nameless locality itself, it could not possibly
be more dreary and sorrow-stricken. Now, whatever virtues the waters
possess, is surely antagonized by all this agency of gloom and
depression; and except it be as a preparation for leaving the world
without regret, this place seems to be marvellously ill adapted for its
object. It appears to me, however, that foreigners run into the greatest
extremes in these matters; a sick man must either live in a perpetual
Vauxhall of fireworks, music, dancing, dining, and gambling, as at
Baden, or be condemned to the worse than penitentiary diet and prison
discipline of Pfeffers! Surely there must be some halting-place between
the ball-room and the cloister, or some compromise of costume between
silk stockings and bare feet! But really, to a thinking, reasonable
being, it appears very distressing that you must either dance out of the
world to Strauss's music, or hobble miserably out of life to the sound
of the falling waters of Pfeffers.
Does it not sound, also, very oddly to our free-trade notions of malady,
that the doctor of these places is appointed by the State; that without
his sanction and opinion of your case, you must neither bathe nor drink;
that no matter how satisfied you may be with your own physician, nor how
little to your liking the Government medico, he has the last word on the
subject of your disorder, and without his wand the pool is never to be
stirred in your behalf. You don't quite approve of this, Tom,--neither
do I. The State has no more a right to choose my doctor than to select
a wife for me. If there be anything essentially a man's own prerogative,
it is his--what shall I call it?--his caprice about his medical adviser.
One man likes a grave, sententious, silently disposed fellow, who feels
his pulse, shakes his head, takes his fee, and departs, with scarcely
more than a muttered monosyllable; another prefers the sympathetic
doctor, that goes half-and-half in all his sufferings, lies awake at
night thinking of his case, and seems to rest his own hopes of future
bliss in life on curing him. As for myself, I lean to the fellow that,
no matter what ails me, is sure to make me pass a pleasant half-hour;
that has a lively way of laughing down all my unpleasant symptoms, and
is certain to have a droll story about a patient that he has just come
from. That's the man for my money; and I wish you could tell me where a
man gets as good value as for the guinea be gives to one of these. Now,
from what I have seen of the Continent, this is an order of which
they have no representative. All the professional classes, but more
essentially the medical, are taken from an inferior grade in society,
neither brought up in intercourse with the polite world, nor ever
admitted to it afterwards. The consequence is, that your doctor comes
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