SIR PAUL. It concerns me and only me. Besides, I'm not to be governed at all times. When I am in tranquillity, my Lady Plyant shall command Sir Paul; but when I am provoked to fury, I cannot incorporate with patience and reason: as soon may tigers match with tigers, lambs with lambs, and every creature couple with its foe, as the poet says. LADY PLYANT. He's hot-headed still! 'Tis in vain to talk to you; but remember I have a curtain-lecture for you, you disobedient, headstrong brute. SIR PAUL. No, 'tis because I won't be headstrong, because I won't be a brute, and have my head fortified, that I am thus exasperated. But I will protect my honour, and yonder is the violator of my fame. LADY PLYANT. 'Tis my honour that is concerned, and the violation was intended to me. Your honour! You have none but what is in my keeping, and I can dispose of it when I please: therefore don't provoke me. SIR PAUL. Hum, gadsbud, she says true. Well, my lady, march on; I will fight under you, then: I am convinced, as far as passion will permit. [LADY PLYANT _and_ SIR PAUL _come up to_ MELLEFONT.] LADY PLYANT. Inhuman and treacherous-- SIR PAUL. Thou serpent and first tempter of womankind. CYNT. Bless me! Sir, madam, what mean you? SIR PAUL. Thy, Thy, come away, Thy; touch him not. Come hither, girl; go not near him, there's nothing but deceit about him. Snakes are in his peruke, and the crocodile of Nilus is in his belly; he will eat thee up alive. LADY PLYANT. Dishonourable, impudent creature! MEL. For heav'n's sake, madam, to whom do you direct this language? LADY PLYANT. Have I behaved myself with all the decorum and nicety befitting the person of Sir Paul's wife? Have I preserved my honour as it were in a snow-house for these three years past? Have I been white and unsullied even by Sir Paul himself? SIR PAUL. Nay, she has been an invincible wife, even to me; that's the truth on't. LADY PLYANT. Have I, I say, preserved myself like a fair sheet of paper for you to make a blot upon? SIR PAUL. And she shall make a simile with any woman in England. MEL. I am so amazed, I know not what to say. SIR PAUL. Do you think my daughter, this pretty creature--gadsbud, she's a wife for a cherubim!--do you think her fit for nothing but to be a stalking horse, to stand before you, while you take aim at my wife? Gadsbud, I was never angry before in my life, and I'll never be appeased again. MEL. Hell and damnation! This is my aunt; such malice can be engendered nowhere else. [_Aside_.] LADY PLYANT. Sir Paul, take Cynthia from his sight; leave me to strike him with the remorse of his intended crime. CYNT. Pray, sir, stay, hear him; I dare affirm he's innocent.