The Dramatic Works of Gerhart Hauptmann, Volume IHauptmann, Gerhart
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The Dramatic Works of Gerhart Hauptmann, Volume I
Hauptmann, Gerhart
German drama -- Translations into English
[_Has become more and more excited by the rising enthusiasm of the
speaker. At the end of WEHRHAHN'S oratorical effort he can restrain
himself no longer and breaks out in a loud, deceptively exact imitation
of an ass's bray._] I! a! a! a! I! a! a! a!
[_General embarrassment._
WEHRHAHN
[_Also embarrassed._] What does that mean?
GLASENAPP
I really don't know.
LANGHEINRICH
That's Gustav's art, your honour. He's famous for imitatin' animals'
voices.
WEHRHAHN
Is that so? And what animal was this supposed to be?
LANGHEINRICH
I guess a lion, all right.--
[_General laughter._
_WEHRHAHN shrugs his shoulders, laughs jeeringly and goes to his
seat. Silence. Then renewed laughter._
WEHRHAHN
I must request silence. This is no place for laughter! We are not
indulging in horse-play for your benefit. We are not trying to amuse any
one. The things we are discussing here are of a deadly seriousness. This
isn't a circus.
_RAUCHHAUPT enters and stares helplessly about him._
MRS. FIELITZ
[_Tugs at the coat of SCHULZE, who stands near her but with his back
turned. He faces her and she asks with a sorrowful expression._] Did you
see my girl to-day?
_SCHULZE nods and turns back again._
MRS. FIELITZ
[_As before._] You did see Leontine this morning?
_SCHULZE nods again and turns away._
MRS. FIELITZ
[_Repeating the action._] An' where did you meet her, Constable?
SCHULZE
[_Almost without moving his lips._] It was over beyond Woltersdorf.
RAUCHHAUPT
[_To LANGHEINRICH._] What's the matter here? What's all this here about?
WEHRHAHN
[_Observes RAUCHHAUPT._] You are a retired Prussian constable?
RAUCHHAUPT
[_Having failed to hear the question._] Say, Schulze, what's all this
for?
SCHULZE
His honour axed you somethin'. I can't go an' give you no information.
That's against orders. If you'd only ha' kept a better watch on that
there boy! I preached to you about that often enough.
RAUCHHAUPT
I don't know what you been preachin'! You ol' mush head! Go on preachin'!
SCHULZE
I begs to have it recorded that Rauchhaupt insulted me officially.
RAUCHHAUPT
What? 'Cause you're such a old idjit? That's the reason why I insults you
officially....
WEHRHAHN
Man alive! Do you know where you are? Or have you just dropped here out
of the clouds! Confound it all! Stand still! Obey orders!
RAUCHHAUPT
Here I is, your honour, an' I humbly announces ...
WEHRHAHN
That you are recalcitrant and disorderly! You are trying to get into
trouble! How long have you been retired?
RAUCHHAUPT
Eleven years.
WEHRHAHN
In addition your memory is probably injured. And anyhow--your whole
appearance! The devil! To think of a former constable looking like that
... I thought I knew all types!
RAUCHHAUPT
That's 'cause I am ... You'll kindly excuse ...
WEHRHAHN
Nothing is excused here! D'you understand? You actually smell! You
contaminate the air!
RAUCHHAUPT
'Tain't nothin' but the smell o' earth ...
WEHRHAHN
Horse dung!
RAUCHHAUPT
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