The Dramatic Works of Gerhart Hauptmann, Volume II — John Shaqi
The Dramatic Works of Gerhart Hauptmann, Volume IIHauptmann, Gerhart
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The Dramatic Works of Gerhart Hauptmann, Volume II
Hauptmann, Gerhart
German drama -- Translations into English
'Tis well, 'tis well. We'll let that there be.
HAUFFE
You got filth enough in your own house!
HENSCHEL
Hauffe, I tell you right now: I wouldn't like to do it. But if you're
goin' to start trouble here--I tell you that--I'll kick you out!
WERMELSKIRCH
Peace, gentlemen! I beg of you: peace!
HAUFFE
You're not the host here an' you can't kick nobody out! You has no more
right to say anythin' here than me! I don't let you nor nobody tell me to
hold my tongue. No, not you an' not your wife, no matter how you scheme,
you two! That don't scare me an' don't bother me that much!
_Without any show of anger, HENSCHEL grasps HAUFFE by the chest and
pushes him, struggling in vain, toward the door. Just before reaching
it he turns slightly, opens the door, puts HAUFFE out, and closes it
again. During this scene the following colloquy takes place:_
HAUFFE
Let go, I tell you! I just warn you: let go!
WERMELSKIRCH
Mr. Henschel, that won't do; I can't permit that!
HENSCHEL
I gave you fair warnin'! There's no help for you now.
HAUFFE
Are you goin' to choke me? Let go, I tell you! You're not the host here!
MRS. WERMELSKIRCH
[_From behind the bar._] What's the meaning of this? That will never do,
Ludwig! You can't permit yourself to be treated that way!
FABIG
[_While HENSCHEL, holding HAUFFE, is rapidly approaching the door._] You
might as well let it be. There's nothin' to be done. That there man--he's
like an athlete. He'll bite his teeth into the edge of a table, and he'll
lift the table up for you so steady, you won't notice a glass on it
shakin'. If he went an' took the notion, I tell you, we'd all be flyin'
out into the street different ways!
_HAUFFE has been put out, HENSCHEL returns._
HENSCHEL
[_Resuming his seat amid a general silence._] He wouldn't give no
rest--he's that stubborn.
FIRST FIREMAN
[_Who has come in out of the billiard room and drunk a glass of whisky at
the bar._] I'd like to pay. A man had better go. In the end anybody
might be flyin' out o' here, you know.
WERMELSKIRCH
Yon take another glass of beer. That would be the last straw. After all,
I am still master here.
WALTHER
If that's the way you're goin' to do, Henschel, when you stands behind
the bar and runs this here place instead o' Wermelskirch--you won't keep
many customers, I c'n tell you that!
HENSCHEL
Customers like that don't matter.
WALTHER
You won't be able to pick 'em out, though. Hauffe don't pay with
counterfeit money neither.
HENSCHEL
He c'n pay anyway he wants to, for all I care. But I tell you again now:
Don't start that there business over again. I won't be takin' this place
at all. If I was goin' to take it, I ought to know better than anybody
else. Well, then: if I'm ready to buy a pub some day--I'll let you know!
Afterward you c'n give me your advice. An' if you don't like the place
an' don't patronise it--well, then, Lord A'mighty, you don't has to!
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