_Curwen_: “Well, never mind him. Don’t pay the slightest attention to
him. Let him go to the deuce! And, Caroline!”
_Mrs. Curwen_: “Yes?”
_Curwen_: “I—I—I’ve got your glove all right.”
_Mrs. Curwen_: “Left, you mean, I hope?”
_Curwen_: “Yes, left, dearest! I _mean_ left.”
_Mrs. Curwen_: “Eight-button?”
_Curwen_: “Yes.”
_Mrs. Curwen_: “Light drab?”
_Curwen_, pulling a light yellow glove from his pocket: “Oh!” He
staggers away from the grating and stays himself against the wall, the
mistaken glove dangling limply from his hand.
_Roberts_, _Lawton_, and _Bemis_: “Ah! ha! ha! ha!”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “Oh, for shame! to laugh at such a time!”
_Mrs. Miller_: “When it’s a question of life and death. There! The
ringing’s stopped. What’s that?” Steps are heard mounting the stairway
rapidly, several treads at a time. Mr. Campbell suddenly bursts into the
group on the landing with a final bound from the stairway. “Oh!”
_Campbell_: “I can’t find Aunt Mary, Agnes. I can’t find anything—not
even the elevator. Where’s the elevator? I rang for it down there till
I was black in the face.”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “No wonder! It’s here.”
_Mrs. Miller_: “Between this floor and the floor below. With my husband
in it.”
_Curwen_: “And my wife!”
_Lawton_: “And my daughter!”
_Bemis_: “And my son!”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “And aunty!”
_All_: “And it’s stuck fast.”
_Roberts_: “And the long and short of it is, Willis, that we don’t know
how to get them out, and we wish you would suggest some way.”
_Lawton_: “There’s been a great tacit confidence among us in your
executive ability and your inventive genius.”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “Oh, yes, we know you can do it.”
_Mrs. Miller_: “If you can’t, nothing can save them.”
_Campbell_, going to the grating: “Miller!”
_Miller_: “Well?”
_Campbell_: “Start her up!”
_Miller_: “Now, look here, Campbell, we are not going to stand that;
we’ve had enough of it. I speak for the whole elevator. Don’t you
suppose that if it had been possible to start her up we”—
_Mrs. Curwen_: “We shouldn’t have been at the moon by this time.”
_Campbell_: “Well, then, start her _down_!”
_Miller_: “I never thought of that.” To the _Elevator Boy_: “Start her
down.” To the people on the landing above: “Hurrah! She’s off!”
_Campbell_: “Well, _now_ start her up!”
A joint cry from the elevator: “Thank you! we’ll walk up this time.”
_Miller_: “Here! let us out at this landing!” They are heard
precipitately emerging, with sighs and groans of relief, on the floor
below.
_Mrs. Roberts_, devoutly: “O Willis, it seems like an interposition of
Providence, your coming just at this moment.”
_Campbell_: “Interposition of common sense! These hydraulic elevators
weaken sometimes, and can’t go any farther.”
_Roberts_, to the shipwrecked guests, who arrive at the top of the
stairs, crestfallen, spent, and clinging to one another for support: “Why
didn’t you think of starting her down, some of you?”
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