_Mrs. Roberts_, welcoming them with kisses and hand-shakes: “I should
have thought it would occur to you at once.”
_Miller_, goaded to exasperation: “Did it occur to any of _you_?”
_Lawton_, with sublime impudence: “It occurred to _all_ of us. But we
naturally supposed you had tried it.”
_Mrs. Miller_, taking possession of her husband: “Oh, what a fright you
have given us!”
_Miller_: “_I_ given you! Do you suppose I did it out of a joke, or
voluntarily?”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “Aunty, I don’t know what to say to you. _You_ ought to
have been here long ago, before anything happened.”
_Mrs. Crashaw_: “Oh, I can explain everything in due season. What I wish
you to do now is to let me get at Willis, and kiss him.” As _Campbell_
submits to her embrace: “You dear, good fellow! If it hadn’t been for
your presence of mind, I don’t know how we should ever have got out of
that horrid pen.”
_Mrs. Curwen_, giving him her hand: “As it isn’t proper for _me_ to kiss
you”—
_Campbell_: “Well, I don’t know. I don’t wish to be _too_ modest.”
_Mrs. Curwen_: “I think I shall have to vote you a service of plate.”
_Mrs. Roberts_: “Come and look at the pattern of mine. And, Willis, as
you are the true hero of the occasion, you shall take me in to dinner.
And I am not going to let anybody go before you.” She seizes his arm,
and leads the way from the landing into the apartment. _Roberts_,
_Lawton_, and _Bemis_ follow stragglingly.
_Mrs. Miller_, getting her husband to one side: “When she fainted, she
fainted _at_ you, of course! What did you do?”
_Miller_: “Who? I! Oh!” After a moment’s reflection: “She came to!”
_Curwen_, getting his wife aside: “When you fainted, Caroline, who
revived you?”
_Mrs. Curwen_: “Who? _Me_? Oh! How should I know? I was insensible.”
They wheel arm in arm, and meet _Mr._ and _Mrs. Miller_ in the middle.
_Mrs. Curwen_ yields precedence with an ironical courtesy: “After you,
Mrs. Miller!”
_Mrs. Miller_, in a nervous, inimical twitter: “Oh, before the heroine of
the lost elevator?”
_Mrs. Curwen_, dropping her husband’s arm, and taking _Mrs. Miller’s_:
“Let us split the difference.”
_Mrs. Miller_: “Delightful! I shall never forget the honor.”
_Mrs. Curwen_: “Oh, don’t speak of honors! Mr. Miller was _so_ kind
through all those terrible scenes in the elevator.”
_Mrs. Miller_: “I’ve no doubt you showed yourself duly grateful.” They
pass in, followed by their husbands.
_Young Mr. Bemis_, timidly: “Miss Lawton, in the elevator you asked me
not to leave you. Did you—ah—mean—I _must_ ask you; it may be my only
chance; if you meant—never?”
_Miss Lawton_, dropping her head: “I—I—don’t—know.”
_Young Mr. Bemis_: “But if I _wished_ never to leave you, should you send
me away?”
_Miss Lawton_, with a shy, sly upward glance at him: “Not in the
elevator!”
_Young Mr. Bemis_: “Oh!”
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