The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in LettersAllen, James Lane
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The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters
Allen, James Lane
Authors -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Manners and customs -- Fiction
At this crisis place your careful hands over your careful heart--can
you find where it is?--and draw "a deep, quivering breath," the
novelist's conventional breath for the excited heroine. Mr.
Blackthorne wishes to know whether there is a _Mrs._ Beverley Sands.
If there is, and he feels sure there must be, far-sighted man!--he
invites her, invites _us_, _Mrs._ Blackthorne invites _us_, should we
sometime be in England, to visit them at their beautiful, far-famed
country-house in Warwickshire. If, then, our often postponed
marriage, our despairingly postponed marriage, should be arranged to
madden me and gladden the rest of mankind before next summer, we
could, with our arms around one another's necks, be conveyed by steam
and electricity on our wedding journey to the Blackthorne entrance
and be there deposited, still oblivious of everything but ourselves.
Think what it would mean to you to be launched upon the rosy sea of
English social life amid the orisons and benisons of such illustrious
literary personages. Think of those lovely English lawns, raked and
rolled for centuries, and of many-coloured _fêtes_ on them; of the
national tea and the national sandwiches; of national strawberries
and clotted cream and clotted crumpets; of Thackeray's flunkies still
flunkying and Queen Anne's fads yet fadding; of week-ends without
end--as Mrs. Beverley Sands. Behold yourself growing more and more a
celebrity, as the English mutton-chop or sirloined reviewers
gradually brought into public appreciation the vague potentialities,
not necessarily the bare actualities, of modest young Sands himself.
Eventually, no doubt, there would be a day for you at Sandringham
with the royal ladies. They would drive you over--I have not the
least idea how great the distance is--to drink tea at Stonehenge.
Imagine yourself, it having naturally turned into a rainy English
afternoon, imagine yourself seated under a heavy black-silk English
umbrella on a bare cromlech, the oldest throne in England, tearing at
an Anglo-Saxon muffin of purest strain and surrounded by male and
female admirers, all under heavy black-silk umbrellas--Spitalsfield,
I suppose--as Mrs. Beverley Sands.
Remember, madam, or miss, that this foreign triumph, this career of
glory, comes to you strictly from me. To you, of yourself, it is
inaccessible. Look upon it as in part the property that I am to
settle upon you at the time of our union--my honours. You have
already understood from me that my entire estate, both my real estate
and my unreal estate, consists of future honours. Those I have just
described are an early payment on the marriage contract--foreign
exchange!
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