The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in LettersAllen, James Lane
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The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters
Allen, James Lane
Authors -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Manners and customs -- Fiction
Since a first plunge into ferns, then, has already brought results so
agreeable and surprising, I am resolved to be bolder and to plunge a
second time and more deeply.
Is there--how could there help being!--a _Mrs._ Beverley Sands? Mrs.
Blackthorne wishes to know. I read your letter to Mrs. Blackthorne.
Mrs. Blackthorne was charmed with it. Mrs. Blackthorne is charmed
with _you_. Mr. Blackthorne is charmed with you. And Mr. and Mrs.
Blackthorne would like to know whether there is a Mrs. Beverley Sands
and, if so, whether she and you will not some time follow the ferns
and come and take possession for a while of our English garden.
You and I can go off to ourselves and discuss our "dogwoods" and
"black oaks"; and Mrs. Sands and Mrs. Blackthorne, at their tea
across the garden, can exchange copies of their highly illuminated
and privately circulated little masterpieces about their husbands.
(The husbands should always edit the masterpieces!)
Both of you, will you come?
Finally, as to your generous propaganda in behalf of my books and as
to the favourable reports which my publishers send me from time to
time in the guise of New World royalties, you may think of the
proboscis as now being leveled straight and rigid like a gun-barrel
toward the shores of the United States, whence blow gales scented
with so glorious a fragrance. I begin to feel that Columbus was not
mistaken: America is turning out to be a place worth while.
Your deeply interested,
EDWARD BLACKTHORNE.
BEVERLEY SANDS TO TILLY SNOWDEN
_June 3._
DEAR TILLY:
Crown me with some kind of chaplet--nothing classic, nothing
sentimental, but something American and practical--say with twigs of
Kentucky sassafras or, better, with the leaves of that forest
favourite which in boyhood so fascinated me and lubricated me with
its inner bark--entwine me, O Tilly, with a garland of slippery elm
for the virtue of always making haste to share with you my slippery
pleasures! I write at full speed now to empty into your lap, a
wonderfully receptive lap, tidings of the fittest joy that has ever
come to me as your favourite author--and favourite young husband to
be.
The great English novelist Blackthorne, many of whose books we have
read together (whenever you listened), recently stumbled over one of
my obstructive tales; one of my awkwardly placed literary hurdles on
the world's race-course of readers. As a result of his fall he got
up, dusted himself thoroughly of his surprise, and actually
despatched to me an acknowledgment of his thanks for the happy
accident. I replied with a volley of my own thanks, with salvos of
praise for him. Now he has written again, throwing wide open his
house and his heart, both of which appear to be large and admirably
suited to entertain suitable guests.
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