The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters — John Shaqi
The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in LettersAllen, James Lane
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The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters
Allen, James Lane
Authors -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Manners and customs -- Fiction
I shall not loiter at the threshold of this letter to fatigue your
ear with particulars regarding the several parts of your story most
enjoyed, though I do pause there long enough to say that no admirable
human being has ever yet succeeded in wearying my own ears by any
such desirable procedure. In England, and I presume in the United
States, novelists have long noses for incense [poets, too, though of
course only in their inferior way]. I repeat that we English
novelists are a species of greyhound for running down on the most
distant horizon any scampering, half-terrified rabbit of a
compliment. But I freely confess that nature loaded me beyond the
tendency of being a mere greyhound. I am a veritable elephant in the
matter, being marvelously equipped with a huge, flexible proboscis
which is not only adapted to admit praise but is quite capable of
actively reaching around in every direction to procure it. Even the
greyhound cannot run forever; but an elephant, if he once possess it,
will wave such a proboscis till he dies.
There are likely to be in any very readable book a few pages which
the reader feels tempted to tear out for the contrary reason,
perhaps, that he cannot tear them out of his tenderness. Some
haunting picture of the book-gallery that he would cut from the
frame. Should you be displeased by the discrimination, I shall trust
that you may be pleased nevertheless by the avowal that there is a
scene in your novel which has peculiarly ensnared my affections.
At this point I think I can see you throw down my letter with more
insight into human nature than patience with its foibles. You toss
it aside and exclaim: "What does this Englishman drive at? Why does
he not at once say what he wants?" You are right. My letter is
perhaps no better than strangers' letters commonly are: coins, one
side of which is stamped with your image and the other side with
their image, especially theirs.
I might as well, therefore, present to you my side of the coin with
the selfish image. Or, in terms of your blue-grass country life, you
are the horse in an open pasture and I am the stableman who schemes
to catch you: to do this, I approach, calling to you affectionately
and shaking a bundle of oats behind which is coiled a halter. You
are thinking that if I once clutch you by the mane you will get no
oats. But, my dear sir, you have from the very first word of this
letter already been nibbling the oats. And now you are my animal!
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