The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters — John Shaqi
The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in LettersAllen, James Lane
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The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters
Allen, James Lane
Authors -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Manners and customs -- Fiction
Can you imagine a man's stretching out his hand to pluck a peach and
just before he touched the peach, finding only the bough of the tree?
Then, as from disappointment he was about to break off the offensive
bough, seeing again the dangling peach? Can you imagine this
situation to be of long continuance, during which he could neither
take hold of the peach nor let go of the tree--nor go away? If you
can, you will understand what I mean when I say that my bride
persists in remaining unwed and I persist in wooing. I do not know
why; she protests that she does not know; but we do know that life is
short, love shorter, that time flies, and we are not husband and wife.
If she remains undecided when Summer returns, I hope Mrs. Blackthorne
and you will let me come alone.
Thus I can thank you with certainty for one with the hope that I may
yet thank you for two.
I am,
Sincerely yours,
BEVERLEY SANDS.
P.S.--Can you pardon the informality of a postscript?
As far as I can see clearly into a cloudy situation, marriage is
denied me on account of the whole unhappy history of woman--which is
pretty hard. But a good many American ladies--the one I woo among
them--are indignant just now that they are being crowded out of their
destinies by husbands--or even possibly by bachelors. These ladies
deliver lectures to one another with discontented eloquence and rouse
their auditresses to feministic frenzy by reminding them that for
ages woman has walked in the shadow of man and that the time has come
for the worm [the woman] to turn on the shadow or to crawl out of it.
My dear Mr. Blackthorne, I need hardly say that the only two shadows
I could ever think of casting on the woman I married would be that of
my umbrella whenever it rained, and that of her parasol whenever the
sun shone. But I do maintain that if there is not enough sunshine
for the men and women in the world, if there has to be some casting
of shadows in the competition and the crowding, I do maintain that
the casting of the shadow would better be left to the man. He has
had long training, terrific experience, in this mortal business of
casting the shadow, has learned how to moderate it and to hold it
steady! The woman at least knows where it is to be found, should she
wish to avail herself of it. But what would be the state of a man in
his need of his spouse's penumbra? He would be out of breath with
running to keep up with the penumbra or to find where it was for the
time being!
I have seen some of these husbands who live--or have gradually died
out--in the shadow of their wives; they are nature's subdued farewell
to men and gentlemen.
DIARY OF BEVERLEY SANDS
_June 16._
A remarkable thing has lately happened to me.
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