The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in LettersAllen, James Lane
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The Emblems of Fidelity: A Comedy in Letters
Allen, James Lane
Authors -- Fiction; Epistolary fiction; Manners and customs -- Fiction
One of my Kentucky novels, upon being republished in London some
months ago, fell into the hands of a sympathetic reviewer. This
critic's praise later made its way to the stately library of Edward
Blackthorne. What especially induced the latter to read the book, I
infer, were lines quoted by the reviewer from my description of a
woodland scene with ferns in it: the mighty novelist, as it happens,
is himself interested in ferns. He consequently wrote to some other
English authors and critics, calling attention to my work, and he
sent a letter to me, asking for some ferns for his garden.
This recognition in England hilariously affected my friends over
here. Tilly, whose mind suggests to me a delicately poised pair of
golden balances for weighing delight against delight (always her most
vital affair), when this honour for me fell into the scales, found
them inclined in my favour. If it be true, as I have often thought,
that she has long been holding on to me merely until she could take
sure hold of someone else of more splendid worldly consequence, she
suddenly at least tightened her temporary grasp. Polly, good, solid
Polly, wholesome and dependable as a well-browned whole-wheat baker's
loaf weighing a hundred and sixty pounds, when she heard of it, gave
me a Bohemian supper in her Franklin Flat parlour, inviting only a
few undersized people, inasmuch as she and Ben, the chief personages
of the entertainment, took up most of the room. We were so packed
in, that literally it was a night in Bohemia _aux sardines_.
Since the good news from England came over, Ben, with his big, round,
clean-shaven, ruddy face and short, reddish curly hair, which makes
him look like a thirty-five-year-old Bacchus who had never drunk a
drop--even Ben has beamed on me like a mellower orb. He is as
ashamed as ever of my books, but is beginning to feel proud that so
many more people are being fooled by them. Several times lately I
have caught his eyes resting on me with an expression of affectionate
doubt as to whether after all he might be mistaken in not having
thought more of me. But he dies hard. My publisher, who is a human
refrigerator containing a mental thermometer, which rises or falls
toward like or dislike over a background for book-sales, got wind of
the matter and promptly invited me to one of his thermometric
club-lunches--always an occasion for acute gastritis.
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