The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
divinity; would have caroused to the memory of the dead in the most
religious spirit of sack, and have sent round whole flagons of surest
consolation. Alas! this great, this seeming invincible spirit, this
mighty wit, with jests all but rich enough to laugh Death from his
purpose—to put him civilly aside with a quip, bidding him to pass on and
strike at leaner bosoms,—he himself, though with “three fingers on the
ribs,” had been hit; and he, who seemed made to live for ever, an
embodied principle of fleshly enjoyment,—he, the great Sir John—
“He was dead and nailèd in his chest.”
Others, too, passed away with their great dominator, were wanting at the
ceremonial. Where was he, with nose enshrining jests richer to us than
rubies? Truly liberal, yet most unfortunate spirit, hapless Bardolph;
where, when Sir Hugh was laid upon the lap of his mother earth, oh!
where wert thou? Where was that glorious feature that, had the burying
been at the dead time of night, would have outshone the torches? Where
was that all-rich—all-lovely nose? Alack! it may be in the maws of
French falcons; its luckless owner throttled on the plains of Agincourt
for almost the smallest theft; hung up by fellest order of the Fifth
Henry—of his old boon companion, his brother robber on the field of
Gadshill. And could Harry march from the plain with laurel on his brow
and leave the comrade of his youth—his fellow-footpad—with neck mortally
cut “with edge of penny cord”? Should such a chaplet have been
intertwined with such hemp? The death of Bardolph is a blot—a foul, foul
blot on the ’scutcheon of Agincourt. But let us pass the ingratitude and
tyranny of kings, to dwell wholly upon the burial of Sir Hugh.
Who shall say that all the spirits with whom the parson was wont to
recreate himself,—to counsel, to quarrel,—who shall say that they did
not all mingle in the procession, all once again pass through the
streets of ancient Windsor? The broad shadow of Sir John, arm-in-arm
with the spirit of Mrs Page,—Bardolph and Nym, descended from their
gibbets, new from the plains of France, to make melancholy holiday in
Berkshire,—learned Dr Caius, babbling Quickly, and Pistol, her broken,
war-worn husband, kicked down the tavern stairs, where in his old days
he served as drawer, and was killed,—and Shallow, immortal Shallow, his
lean ghost fluttering with a sense of office,—who shall say that all
these did not crowd about the coffin of good Sir Hugh, and, as he was
laid in the grave, give him a smiling welcome to his everlasting
habitation? Let us not, in this day of light, be charged with
superstition, if in these pages—perpetual as adamant—we register our
belief, a belief mingling in our very blood, that all these illustrious
ghosts followed, and, with their dim majesty, ennobled the
procession,—albeit, to the eyes of the uninitiate, none but the living
did service to the dead.
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