The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
Is it in childhood alone—is it only in the dim imaginings of infancy—in
the wandering guesses of babyhood, that we manifest this ignorance? When
the full-grown thief is hanged, do we not sometimes forget that he was
the child of misery and vice—born for the gallows—nursed for the halter?
Did we legislate a little more for the cradle, might we not be spared
some pains for the hulks?
And then we had been told that Guy Fawkes came from Spain. Where was
Spain? Was it a million miles away, and what distance was a million
miles? Were there little boys in Spain, or were they all like Guy
Fawkes? How strange, and yet how delightful to us did it seem to feel
that we were a part of the wonderful things about us! To be at all upon
this world—to be one at the great _show_ of men and women—to feel that
when we grew bigger we should know everything of kings, bishops, members
of Parliament, and Guy Fawkes! What a golden glory hung about the
undiscovered!
And Guy Fawkes, we had heard, had his head cut off, and his body cut
into quarters! Could this be true? Could men do to men what we had seen
Fulk the butcher do to sheep? How much, we thought, had little boys to
grow out of before they could agree to this! And then, when done, what
was the good of it—what _could_ be the good of it? Was Guy Fawkes
eaten—if not, _why_ cut him up?
Had Guy Fawkes a wife, and little boys and girls? Did he love his
children, and buy them toys and apples—or, like Sawney Bean, did he
devour them? Did Guy Fawkes say his prayers?
Had Guy Fawkes a friend? Did he ever laugh—did he ever tell a droll
story? Did Guy Fawkes ever sing a song? Like Frampton, the Blue Town
Barber, did Guy Fawkes ever get drunk? At length we put to ourselves the
question of questions:—
_Was there ever such a man as Guy Fawkes? Did Guy Fawkes ever live?_
This query annoyed us with the doubt that we had been tricked into a
hate, a fear, a loathing, a wonder—and a mixture of these passions and
emotions, for a fib. We felt disappointed when we felt the reality of
Guy Fawkes to be doubtful. We had heard of griffins and unicorns, of
dragons that had eaten men like apples, and had then been told that
there never had been any such thing. If we were not to believe in a
dragon, why should we believe in Guy Fawkes? After all, was the whole
story but make-game?
The child passively accepts a story of the future, he can bring his mind
up to a thing promised, but wants faith in the past. The cause is
obvious; he recollects few things gone, but is full of things to come.
Hence Guy Fawkes was with us the ogre of a nursery; we could have
readily believed, especially after the Story of Beauty and the Beast,
that he married Goody Two Shoes, and was the father of Little Red Riding
Hood.
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