The Essays of Douglas JerroldJerrold, Douglas William
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The Essays of Douglas Jerrold
Jerrold, Douglas William
English essays -- 19th century
The king of beasts lives on flesh. His carnivorousness is one of the
great elements of his Majesty. So was it in the times of Elizabeth, with
the Queen’s prerogative. It was for the most part fed upon flesh. It
would be a curious and instructive calculation could we arrive at the
precise number of noses, and arms, and hands, and human heads, and
quarters of human carcases, which—during the merry, golden reign of
Elizabeth, of those days we shall never see again—were required by law
to keep strong and lusty the prerogative of the Virgin Queen! How, as
the human head festered and rotted above the city gates, was the
prerogative sweetened by the putrefaction! And then the daily lessons
preached by the mute horror of the dead man’s mouth, to the human life
daily passing beneath it! What precepts of love and gentleness towards
all men fell from the shrivelled lips—what Christianity gleamed from the
withered eye-balls! How admirably were the every-day thoughts of men
associated with prerogative, its majesty for ever preached by dead men’s
tongues—its beauty visible in dead men’s flesh. Those were the golden
days—the merry days—we shall never see such times again. Now, a poor and
frivolous race, we pass beneath Temple Bar, untaught by the grim
moralities that from its height were wont to instruct our forefathers.
In the days of Elizabeth we might have lounged at the door of the city
shopkeeper, and whilst chaffering for a commodity of this world, have
had our thoughts elevated by a consideration of the ghastly
skull—grinning a comment upon all earthly vanities—above us. Those days
are gone—passed for ever. We have now plate-glass and dainty painting,
and precious woods, in the shops of our tradesmen, but nought to take us
from the vanity of life—no prerogative of a Virgin Queen, in the useful
semblance of a _memento mori_.
[Illustration:
“Hangman’s surgery”
]
It is to the want of such stern yet wholesome monitors we are doubtless
to attribute the decay of the national character. We are sunk in
effeminacy, withered by the fond ministerings of science. The road of
life—which, by its ruggedness, was wont to try the sinews of our
Elizabethan ancestors—we, their degenerate children, have spread as with
a carpet, and hung the walls around us with radiant tapestry. The
veriest household drudge of our time is a Sardanapalus compared to the
lackey of the Virgin Queen. The tatterdemalion, who lives on highway
alms, may look down upon the beggar of Elizabeth; for the mendicant of
Victoria may, with his prayed-for pence, purchase luxuries unknown to
the Dives of former days.
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