The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
Shrimp Davis, on the platform, piped forth the familiar periods of
Phillips's oration on Toussaint L'Ouverture, while the Third Form in
declamation, disposed to sleep, stirred fitfully on one another's
shoulders, resenting the adolescent squeak that rendered perfect rest
impossible. Pa Dater followed from the last bench, marking the position
of the heels, the adjustment of the gesture to the phrase, and the
rise and fall of the voice with patient enthusiasm, undismayed by the
memory of the thousand Toussaints who had passed, or the certainty of
the thousands who were to come.
"I would call him Napoleon, but Napoleon made his way to empire over
broken oaths and through a sea of BLOOD," shrieked the diminutive
orator with a sudden crescendo as a spitball, artfully thrown, sung by
his nose.
At this sudden shrill notice of approaching manhood, Hickey, in the
front row, roused himself with a jerk, put both fists in his eyes and
glanced with indignant reproach at the embattled disturber of his
privileges. Rest now being impossible, he decided to revenge himself
by putting forth a series of faces as a sort of running illustration
to the swelling cadences. Shrimp Davis struggled manfully to keep his
eyes from the antics of his tormentor. He accosted the ceiling, he
looked sadly on the floor. He gazed east and west profoundly, through
the open windows, seeking forgetfulness in the distant vistas. All
to no purpose. Turn where he might the mocking face of Hickey danced
after him. At the height of his eloquence Shrimp choked, clutched at
his mouth, exploded into laughter and tumbled ingloriously to his seat
amid the delighted shrieks of the class.
Pa Dater, surprised and puzzled, rose with solemnity and examined the
benches for the cause of the outbreak. Then taking up a position on the
platform, from which he could command each face, he scanned the roll
thoughtfully and announced, "William Orville Hicks."
Utterly unprepared and off his guard, Hickey drew up slowly to his
feet. Then a flash of inspiration came to him.
"Please, Mr. Dater," he said with simulated regret, "I chose the same
piece."
Delighted, he settled down, confident that the fortunate coincidence
would at least postpone his appearance.
"Indeed," said Mr. Dater with a merciless smile, "isn't that
extraordinary! Well, Hicks, try and lend it a new charm."
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