The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
Hickey hesitated with a calculating glance at the already snickering
class. Then forced to carry through the bravado, he climbed over
the legs of his seat-mates and up to the platform, made Mr. Dater a
deep bow, and gave the class a quick bob of his head, accompanied
by a confidential wink from that eye which happened to be out of
the master's scrutiny. He glanced down, shook the wrinkles from his
trousers, buttoned his coat, shot his cuffs and assumed the recognised
Websterian attitude. Twice he cleared his throat while the class waited
expectantly for the eloquence that did not surge. Next he frowned,
took one step forward and two back, sunk his hands in his trousers and
searched for the missing sentences on the moulding that ran around the
edge of the ceiling.
"Well, Hicks, what's wrong?" said the master with difficult
seriousness. "Haven't learned it?"
"Oh, yes, sir," said Hickey with dignity.
"What's the matter then?"
"Please, sir," said Hickey, with innocent frankness, "I'm afraid I'm a
little embarrassed."
The class guffawed loud and long. The idea of Hickey succumbing to
such an emotion was irresistible. Shrimp Davis sobbed hysterically and
gratefully.
Hickey alone remained solemn, grieved and misunderstood.
"Well, Hicks," continued the master with the ghost of a smile,
"embarrassment is something that you should try to overcome."
At this Turkey Reiter led Shrimp Davis out in agony.
"Very well," said Hickey with an injured look, "I'll try, sir. I'll do
my best. But I don't think the conditions are favourable."
Mr. Dater commanded silence. Hickey bowed again and raised his head
cloaked in seriousness. A titter acclaimed him. He stopped and looked
appealingly at the master.
"Go on, Hicks, go on," said Mr. Dater. "Do your best. At least, let us
hear the words."
Another inspiration came to Hickey. "I don't think that this is quite
regular, sir," he said aggressively. "I have always taken an interest
in my work, and I don't see why I should be made to sacrifice a good
mark."
Mr. Dater bit his lips and quieted the storm with two upraised fingers.
"Nevertheless, Hicks," he said, "I think we shall allow you to
continue."
"What!" exclaimed Hickey as though loath to credit his ears. Then
adding calm to dignity, he said, "Very well, sir,--not prepared!"
With the limp of a martyr, he turned his back on Mr. Dater, and
returned to his seat, where he sat in injured dignity, disdaining to
notice the grimaces of his companions.
Class over, the master summoned Hicks, and bent his brows, boring him
with a look of inquisitorial accusation.
"Hicks," he said, spacing his words, "I have felt, for the last two
weeks, a certain lack of discipline here. Just a word to the wise,
Hicks, just a word to _the wise_!"
Hickey was pained. Where was the evidence to warrant such a flat
accusation? He had been arraigned on suspicion, that was all,
absolutely on mere haphazard suspicion. And this was justice?
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