The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious HickeyJohnson, Owen
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The Eternal Boy: Being the Story of the Prodigious Hickey
Johnson, Owen
Preparatory schools -- Fiction
Two knocks answered him. Then he struck three violent blows and three
violent echoes returned, while a bunch of wriggling, chuckling boys
clustered at every crack of the door, listening with strained ears for
the muffled roars that came from within.
While one group began a game of leap-frog, another, under the guidance
of Hickey, descended into the housemaster's quarters and proceeded to
attend to the rearrangement of the various rooms. Working beaver-like
with whispered cautions, they rapidly exchanged the furniture of the
parlour with the dining-room, grouping each transformed room, exactly
as the original had been.
Then they placed the six-foot water-cooler directly in front of the
entrance with a tin pan balanced, to give the alarm, and shaking with
silent expectant laughter extinguished all lights, undressed and
returned to the corridors, white, shadowy forms, to wait developments.
Meanwhile, the caged assistant master continued to pound upon the door
with a fury that betokened a state of approaching hysteria.
At half past ten, suddenly the tin pan crashed horribly on the floor.
A second later every boy was sleeping loudly in his bed. Astonished at
such a reception, Mr. Rogers groped into the darkness and fell against
the water-cooler, which in his excitement he embraced and carried over
with him to the floor. Recovering himself, he lighted the gas and
perceived the transformed parlour and dining-room. Then he started
for the assistant housemaster's rooms, with long, angry bounds, saying
incoherent, expressive things to himself.
The ordeal that young Mr. Tapping faced, from his superior, one hour
later when the door had been opened, was distinctly unpleasant, and was
not made the more agreeable from the fact that every rebuke resounded
through the house, and carried joy and comfort to the listening boys.
The housemaster would hear no explanation; in fact, explanations were
about the last thing he wanted. He desired to express his disgust, his
indignation and his rage, and he did so magnificently.
"May I say one word, sir?" said Mr. Tapping in a lull.
"Quite unnecessary, Mr. Tapping," cut in the still angry master; "I
don't wish any explanations. Such a thing as this has never happened in
the history of this institution. That's all I wish to know. You forget
that you are not left in charge of a young ladies' seminary."
"Very well, sir," said the mortified Mr. Tapping. "May I ask what you
intend to do about this act of insubordination?"
"That is what I intend to ask _you_, sir," replied his superior.
"Good-night."
The next day after luncheon, Mr. Tapping summoned the house to his
study and addressed them as follows:
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