The Exhibition Drama: Comprising Drama, Comedy, and Farce, Together with Dramatic and Musical EntertainmentsBaker, George M. (George Melville)
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The Exhibition Drama: Comprising Drama, Comedy, and Farce, Together with Dramatic and Musical Entertainments
Baker, George M. (George Melville)
Amateur plays; Drama
_Grant._ Indeed! Your orders are strict. (_Looks at_ ROB _keenly,
then throws away cigar, and enters_. BOXER _enters_ L., _meeting him_.)
Good-evening, colonel.
_Boxer_ (_saluting_). Good-evening, general. You have surprised
our post. The colonel is absent. Can I be of service?
_Grant_ (_sitting in chair, and tilting back against table_).
Your sentinel ordered me to throw away my cigar.
_Boxer._ He did? confound him! Here, sentinel! (ROB _steps inside
door_.) Do you know what you have done?
_Rob._ Obeyed orders, colonel.
_Grant._ Do you know me, sentinel?
_Rob_ (_saluting_). I do, general.
_Boxer._ And didn't you know better—
_Grant._ One moment, colonel. Sentinel, you are the first man that
ever dared put out my cigar. You did perfectly right: orders must be
obeyed. Your name.
_Rob._ Robert Trueworth.
_Grant._ How long have you been in service?
_Rob._ Two years.
_Grant._ That's all. (_Waves his hand._ ROB _salutes and
retires_.) Colonel, your orders are too strict. I cannot talk without a
cigar.
_Boxer._ Sorry I have not one to offer you, for I do like to see a
man enjoy himself. My orders could not apply to you, general.
_Grant._ Thank you; having permission, I can find the cigar.
(_Takes out cigar, and lights it._) I always go armed. That man at the
door,—what is his record?
_Boxer._ Excellent: every inch a soldier; the bravest of the
brave.
_Grant._ Two years of service, and still a private?
_Boxer._ Yes, general; although he has been honorably mentioned.
(_Coughs._) (_Aside._) Confound his nasty cigar! (_Aloud._) There's not
the best of feeling towards him on the part of our colonel. A brave
soldier, general, but queer. It seems they quarrelled before entering
service. (_Coughs._) (_Aside._) Oh, I shall choke! (_Aloud._) A
love-affair, I believe. The private won the girl, and so he's not
pushed.
_Grant._ Indeed! the colonel brings his private piques into the
battle-field. I rather like this boy. (_Looks round._) Can't we get out
of earshot?
_Boxer._ Certainly; in my room. (_Crosses stage, and then opens
door_ L.) Walk in, general. (GRANT _rises, and crosses stage_.) We
shall be secure from interruption here.
_Grant._ No: it's pleasant outside; let's walk awhile. (_Passes
out door off_ L., _smoking_.)
_Boxer._ Bah! I foresee a smoky campaign here. (_Following him._)
_Crimp_ (_raising his head_). By golly! dat ar fellar's a high
buck. Ain't dey nebber gwine to reliebe dat guard? (COL. ROWELL
_appears_ R., _passes window to door_. ROB _salutes, he enters_. CRIMP
_drops his head_.)
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