English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“The solicitor again!” he cries, snapping his fingers. “Always the
solicitor—or the police! Is there no man alive to-day who can fight his
own battles?”
He quietly returns to his table. The other speaks to the manager, and,
if he be a good customer, the manager comes across to O’Hagan. O’Hagan
rises slowly, fixing his eyes upon him. And, somehow, O’Hagan is never
ejected. A devil of a fellow.
To the charge that he is a polished kind of bully he will reply calmly,
arguing that he is merely of a sensitive and aristocratic temperament
and suffers affront where one more callous would be conscious of none.
He will submit to rudeness from no man, be he premier or potman; yet he
is never vulgarly embroiled.
O’Hagan rarely wears a hat during the day. There is a simple
explanation. At one time in his chequered career, the only presentable
hat he possessed was a crush-hat. It was then that he cultivated the
hatless fashion. This habit of going hatless directly led to his meeting
with Pamela.
Captain O’Hagan was walking along a crowded, shop-lined thoroughfare,
with that swinging stride which he will tell you runs in the family, and
which enabled his ancestor Patrick to secure enrolment in the ranks of
the Musketeers of Louis XIII. Before the door of a newsagent’s
establishment—quite an unpretentious little shop—two men stood. One of
them, elderly, waved a tweed cap—to a girl more than ordinarily pretty
who was making her way up the steps to the roof of a moving motor bus.
The girl carried a neat brown leather case, and, having gained a seat,
turned and waved her handkerchief. The younger man smiled sourly, but
did not join the elder in his waving.
O’Hagan, delighted with the girl’s animation and beauty, halted by the
two, smiling at the retreating figure. Quite mechanically he raised the
hard felt hat from the head of the younger and less enthusiastic man,
and waved it with a vigour even more marked than that of the elder
waver.
He was recalled to the scene from which the girl now had disappeared
amid the motley traffic, by a violent punch in the ribs.
“Blighter!” said a coarse voice. “My ’at!”
Another than Captain O’Hagan had turned quickly, with arm raised to ward
off another possible blow. But with O’Hagan the cult of the unusual is a
creed to which he sacrifices daily. Some difficulty he experienced in
suppressing a gasp, but he turned unhastily, calmly, and looked into the
bright little eyes of the hat’s owner. These were set upon him wickedly,
and a truculent, blue-shaded jaw was thrust forward in menace.
“You’ve properly asked for it,” continued the man, tensely, “and you’re
goin’ to get it!”
“Jem!” protested the older man, fearfully. “Not here——”
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