English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Straight from the shoulder a piston stroke was launched at O’Hagan. It
was a blow with brawn to drive it, with science to direct it. It was
aimed—and well—in accordance with ring traditions of the “knock-out.”
But one who takes unwarrantable liberties with unknowns’ hats must be
prepared for reprisals.
O’Hagan is fond of showing his friends the tricks learned of Shashu
Myuku of Nagasaki; he is equally prompt to demonstrate them to others.
Without employing his right hand, which was engaged in holding the felt
hat, he struck down the impending blow (any but a pupil of Myuku must
have endeavoured to strike it _up_), thrust his left foot rapidly
against his opponent’s advanced right shin, and, by a simple process of
natural law the pugilist pitched forward on to the pavement, propelled
by all the force of his own attacking impetus.
Much shaken, and with a rivulet of blood trickling down his nose from a
damaged forehead, he got upon his feet again. Captain O’Hagan
deliberately hurled the bowler far out into the stream of traffic, and
fixed his large eyes upon its white-faced owner.
“One word,” he said, in that tone of suppressed ferocity wholly
inimitable, “and I will throw you after it! You ape!”
The dazed and much-insulted man glanced from a shapeless dark mass
which, prior to the passage of a brewer’s traction-engine, had been a
felt hat, to the face of O’Hagan; and began with his handkerchief to
wipe blood from his wounds. O’Hagan cast his eyes upward to the legend:
“J. Crichton, Newsagent,” and took the elder man by the arm.
“A word with you, Mr. Crichton!” he said, sweeping that astonished old
tradesman into the shop, and ignoring the knot of interested spectators
gathered at the door.
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II.
“THE ART OF GENTLE THOUGHT.”
A chair stood by the journal-strewn counter.
“Sit down,” said O’Hagan kindly, “and answer a few questions! Who is
that person whose hat I honoured?”
The newsagent, who momentarily was expecting to awaken from this bad
dream, shook his head ominously.
“It’s Jem Parkins, sir,” he replied, with that respect bordering upon
awe which O’Hagan inspires in the plebeian soul. “He’s got the _Blue
Dragon_ now, but he’s ex-middleweight champion. There’ll be the devil to
pay when he’s pulled hisself together, sir!”
“Reserve your speculations, Mr. Crichton,” said O’Hagan, “and confine
yourself to facts. The young lady on the bus—your daughter?”
“Yes, sir.”
“She takes after her mother.”
Mr. Crichton stared.
“Did you know Polly—Mrs. Crichton, sir?”
“No. I was referring to your daughter’s good looks. She dresses neatly.”
Mr. Crichton had something of the British tradesman’s independent
spirit, and even the awe inspired by O’Hagan’s tremendous presence could
not wholly smother his paternal resentment.
“I’d have you know that Pamela’s a lady, sir! And I’d have——”
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