English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
“You are a blackguard! I have little doubt that a public brawl would be
to your low taste. But I prefer to call upon you to-morrow. I shall
bring a horse-whip!” Unable further to trust himself to face the icy
stare which met him, he turned, and almost ran from the now empty lobby.
Captain O’Hagan swung streetward, in turn. A taxi-cab had at that moment
pulled up to the kerb; and Haverley was fumbling with shaking fingers
for a coin for the theatre attendant, ere entering it.
O’Hagan calmly opened the door, stepped in, and reclosed it. Leaning
from the window:
“Junior Guards Club!” he said. “Half a sovereign if you do it in four
minutes!”
Gold is a talisman, my masters. The taxi-driver risked consequences—and
started.
(“You see,” goes O’Hagan’s explanation of this episode, “the cab was the
last in the rank, and I had an appointment. Haverley may have had one
also. But pedigree before pork, Raymond.”)
—————
IV.
DONOHUE’S ORDERS.
The morning was young, and O’Hagan discussing rolls and coffee when
Donohue announced Captain Haverley and Mr. Salter.
O’Hagan rose ceremoniously. He wore a slate-grey lounge suit, with a
silver-grey plush French knot in lieu of a tie. This combination suits
him admirably and affords Donohue great scope for discrimination in the
selecting of a soft shirt to harmonise with the scheme.
Entered Haverley, accompanied by a tall and preternaturally thin
gentleman who carried, a leather case. O’Hagan bowed coldly to the
captain, and upon his companion turned the monocle.
“This,” he said frigidly, sweeping his hand toward Mr. Salter, “I assume
to be your horse-whip?”
“Mr. Salter is my solicitor!” replied Haverley loudly. “I have decided
that a public exposure is what you require! We have therefore——”
(O’Hagan pressed a bell.)
“—I say we have therefore called formally to advise you——”
(Donohue entered.)
“—That a police-court summons for drunken assault and——”
O’Hagan, waving monocle Salterward:
“Donohue, kindly see this person to the door.”
Mr. Salter, who was opening his brief-case looked up alarmedly.
“My solicitor,” shouted Haverley, who was rapidly losing control of
himself, “is——”
“Donohue!”
Donohue bowed to Mr. Salter and held wide the door.
Salter: “Captain O’Hagan, as legal adviser——”
“_Donohue!_”
Donohue stepped forward and took up Mr. Salter’s case. Within his right
arm he linked the left of Mr. Salter, and with the gentle firmness of a
Milo of Crotona led him rapidly from the room. Came a quavering cry:
“You will pay dearly for this insult!”
Haverley, eyes aflame, bounded to the door. It was locked. He turned to
where O’Hagan, lolling against the mantelpiece, studied the morning’s
manœuvres through upraised glass.
“I do not,” explained O’Hagan icily, “allow solicitors in these
chambers.”
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