English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Haverley leant back against the door, almost as though he were preparing
for a spring. He was a man swept by a tornado of passion, and before its
force he quivered and shook.
“The law is the weapon of churls,” continued O’Hagan. “You are a
soldier—as I regret to remind you. Upon the table on your right are
French foils, Italian rapiers, and three types of sabre. You clearly
maintain your right to Lady Rundel’s society. I forbid you to see her
again. We will settle the point.”
Haverley cleared his throat, and spoke huskily:
“You are a madman—and I will see that you are treated as such——”
“Before we commence,” added O’Hagan, taking up a writing-block, “we will
each write a note to the effect that we were practising a new mode of
mounted attack, and that the affair was an accident. One of these notes
will afterwards be destroyed.”
“Open the door!” demanded Haverley, tensely.
Captain O’Hagan observed him with a kind of unpleasant curiosity.
“As a soldier, and as a gentleman, you cannot refuse, of course!”
“Open that door! Do you hear me? You are mad!”
O’Hagan swung the monocle, and smiled upon the rapidly-breathing
Haverley with undisguised contempt.
“Captain Haverley,” he said, “Sir Roger Rundel is my friend; and whilst
I live, any gay Lothario who seeks to gratify his vanity by compromising
my friend’s wife shall find at least one obstacle in his path. You will
either hand me a written undertaking to secure a transfer to the 5th,
vice Captain Macklin, invalided—leaving for Burma on the 19th—or
remove that obstacle. You quit this room upon no other condition.”
“Open the door!” roared Haverley, clenching his fists and grinding his
teeth with animal fury. “Open the door! By God! I’ll clap you in custody
before another hour has passed!”
“If you decline,” said O’Hagan, coldly, “I will ring for the door to be
opened as you desire——”
Haverley drummed his right fist into the palm of his left hand and
stamped upon the floor with his foot. He was literally gasping in his
fury.
“—In order,” resumed the chilly voice, “that my man may thrash you. I
offer you, for the last time, the satisfaction of a gentleman——”
“Damn your impudent speeches! Open the door!”
Captain O’Hagan pressed the bell.
The door opened so suddenly and violently as to precipitate Haverley
forward into the room. He recovered himself, turned, and sprang with a
cry upon Donohue.
(“Donohue,” O’Hagan has informed me, “is not of course an adept of the
_Higher_ Arts of Jiu-Jitsu; but he has a pleasing proficiency in the
more ordinary holds and falls.”)
Donohue, then, met the attack in a novel way. He received Captain
Haverley in a loving embrace. Then, like a teetotum, Haverley was spun
right-about, and held, purple-faced, eyes starting hideously, with his
arms locked behind him by the human manacle of Donohue’s iron grip.
Donohue: “Yes, sir?”
“You have your instructions, Donohue,” said O’Hagan—and passing the
inarticulate Haverley, strode out of the room.
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