The extraordinary confessions of Diana PleaseCapes, Bernard
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The extraordinary confessions of Diana Please
Capes, Bernard
Femmes fatales -- Fiction; France -- Fiction; Historical fiction; Naples (Kingdom) -- Fiction; Women -- Fiction
Madame de St. Croix was a “passionist,” as the French called Casanova;
and, indeed, she had many points in common with that redoubtable
adventurer: an unappeasable vagabondism; a love of letters; an ardent
imagination; an incorruptible self-love; and, lastly, what we may term
an exotic orthodoxy. If, subscribing to the universal creed which
makes man’s soul his fetish, she worshipped an exacting god, she was
at least always ready to sacrifice the world to gratify it, and now,
no doubt, very logically sings among the angels.
In the matter of her more notorious characteristics, M. de C----, lest
her part on earth should suffer misconstruction by the censorious, is
so good as to speak with some show of finality. “I deny,” he says,
“the title adventuress to my charming and accomplished friend. It is
nothing if not misleading. Every day we venture something, for love,
for hunger, for ambition. He who deviates from rice and barley-water,
venturing on spiced dishes, makes every time an assault on his
epigastrium. He who is not content with an ignoble mediocrity, though
he do no more than take pains with a letter, is a candidate for fame.
And as for love, it does not exist on the highway. Why should it imply
distinction to call a man an adventurer, and be invidious to style a
woman adventuress? Ulysses dallying in Ææa is surely no more
honourable a sight than Godiva traversing Coventry in an adorable
deshabille. To have the wide outlook, the catholic sympathy--is that
to merit defamation? No, it is to be heroically human. Better sin like
an angel, I say, than be a sick devil and virtuous.”
It remains only to mention that the present transcript conducts no
further than to the finish of a dramatic period of Madame de St.
Croix’s story; and to that, even, at the expense of a considerable
lacuna (referred to in its place), which no research has hitherto been
successful in filling. It is hoped, however, that, in what is given,
enough will be found to interest.
B. C.
[_Note_.--An ingenious etymologist supplies a likely derivation for
the “duck-stone,” so often mentioned in the text, from the Slavic
_dook_ or _duk_, signifying to spirit away. Accepting this genesis,
the duck-stone, given to Mrs. Please by the gypsy, becomes the _dook_,
or _bewitching_-stone, and is imbued with whatever virtues our faith
or our credulity may suggest.]
THE EXTRAORDINARY
CONFESSIONS OF DIANA PLEASE[1]
I.
I MAKE MY DÉBUT
At my friend M. de C----’s instigation I sit down in the noon of my
life to talk of its morning.
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