The fanatics : $b A comedy in three actsMalleson, Miles
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The fanatics : $b A comedy in three acts
Malleson, Miles
England -- Drama; Families -- Drama; Man-woman relationships -- Drama; World War, 1914-1918 -- Veterans -- Drama
[_A silence. COLIN and GWEN are hung in mid-air, as it were;
while MR. FREEMAN becomes more and more manifestly oppressed with
their presence._
COLIN: ... Well, I must be getting along.
MR. FREEMAN (_jumping at this_): I’m sorry I can’t ask you to stay.
I’ve got some particular business to discuss with my son.
COLIN: Oh, of course. (_He hesitates awkwardly a moment, and then says,
low, to GWEN:_) Will you come and have dinner to-night?
GWEN: Yes.
MR. FREEMAN (_catching this_): What’s that?
COLIN: I was asking your daughter if she’d dine with me to-night.
MR. FREEMAN: I’m afraid I can’t allow it.
GWEN: Father!
MR. FREEMAN: _That’s enough!_... You’ve been out with Mr. Mackenzie six
times this week. I’m sure Mr. Mackenzie’s man-of-the-world enough to
realise that’s unusual.
GWEN: I’m over twenty-one.
MR. FREEMAN: I can’t help that. You’re in my house; under my charge.
[_JOHN comes in._
Come in. I’ve just had to put my foot down. I’ve forbidden your sister
to go out with Mr. Mackenzie.
JOHN: Forbidden!
MR. FREEMAN: Yes. _Forbidden!_ If I don’t take a strong line, goodness
knows where we shall get to. You young people think you can play
highty-tighty just as you please.... As I say, I’ve no wish to be
offensive to Mr. Mackenzie. It’s very good of him to spend so much
time on her.... Every now and again. Yes. Of course. But six times a
week! The thing becomes ridiculous. (_To COLIN._) I hope you understand
my position.
COLIN: I think perhaps you don’t quite understand _my_ position. I have
asked your daughter to marry me.
MR. FREEMAN: This is the first I’ve heard of it.
COLIN: I only asked her a few minutes ago.
MR. FREEMAN: Well, of course, this does rather alter the aspect of
things.... I don’t know what to say; ’pon my word, you’ve rather taken
the wind out of my sails ... of course, it’s all got to be considered.
I shall want to talk to you ... then, if I approve, and her mother ...
the whole thing wants talking over.
GWEN (_she is very pale, and her teeth are set_): You needn’t talk it
over, thank you. I’ve made up my mind.
MR. FREEMAN: Oh, you have.
GWEN: Yes. I’ve told him I won’t marry him yet. But I’ve told him I’ll
go away with him; and we can get married later; when I know what I’m
doing; if we want to.
MR. FREEMAN (_blankly_): You told him you’d go away with him!
GWEN: Yes.
MR. FREEMAN: I don’t understand! What d’you mean?
GWEN: What I said: I told him I’d go away with him. I’ll marry him
afterwards when I’m sure.
JOHN (_almost to himself_): Gwen! That’s good!
MR. FREEMAN (_turning fiercely on him_): GOOD!!! What the devil do you
mean--_good_?!!! Really, I don’t know whether I’m on my head or my
heels! (_To COLIN._) What have _you_ got to do with this?
COLIN (_taken aback_): Me?
MR. FREEMAN: Is this the result of six dinners with you?
COLIN (_trying to be dignified_): Certainly not.
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