The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
"My friend Josh, here," he explained to Margaret, "is one of those
serious, absorbed men who concentrate entirely upon themselves. It isn't
egotism; it's genius."
Craig was ruffled and showed it. He did not like persiflage; it seemed
an assault upon dignity, and in those early days in Washington he was
full of dignity and of determination to create a dignified impression.
He reared haughtily and looked about with arrogant, disdainful eyes.
"Will you have tea?" said Miss Severence, as Arkwright moved away.
"No, thanks," replied Craig. "Tea's for the women and the children."
Miss Severence's expression made him still more uncomfortable. "Well,"
said she, "if you should feel dry as you tell me about yourself, there's
whiskey over on that other table. A cigarette? No? I'm afraid I can't
ask you to have a cigar--"
"And take off my coat, and put my feet up, and be at home!" said Craig.
"I see you think I'm a boor."
"Don't you want people to think you a boor?" inquired she with ironic
seriousness.
He looked at her sharply. "You're laughing at me," he said, calmly.
"Now, wouldn't it be more ladylike for you to try to put me at my ease?
I'm in your house, you know."
Miss Severence flushed. "I beg your pardon," she said. "I did not mean
to offend."
"No," replied Craig. "You simply meant to amuse yourself with me. And
because I don't know what to do with my hands and because my coat fits
badly, you thought I wouldn't realize what you were doing. You are very
narrow--you fashionable people. You don't even know that everybody ought
to be judged on his own ground. To size up a race-horse, you don't take
him into a drawing room. And it wouldn't be quite fair, would it, for me
to judge these drawing-room dolls by what they could do out among real
men and women? You--for instance. How would you show up, if you had to
face life with no husband and no money and five small children, as my
mother did? Well, SHE won out."
Miss Severence was not attracted; but she was interested. She saw beyond
the ill-fitting frock-coat, and the absurd manner, thoroughly ill at
ease, trying to assume easy, nonchalant man-of-the-world airs. "I'd
never have thought of judging you except on your own ground," said she,
"if you hadn't invited the comparison."
"You mean, by getting myself up in these clothes and coming here?"
"Yes."
"You're right, young lady," said Craig, clapping her on the arm, and
waving an energetic forefinger almost in her face. "And as soon as I can
decently get away, I'll go. I told Arkwright I had no business to come
here."
Miss Severance colored, drew her arm away, froze. She detested all forms
of familiarity; physical familiarity she abhorred. "You have known Grant
Arkwright long?" she said, icily.
"NOW, what have I done?" demanded Joshua.
She eyed him with a lady's insolent tranquillity. "Nothing," replied
she. "We are all so glad Grant has come back."
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