The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A NovelPhillips, David Graham
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The Fashionable Adventures of Joshua Craig: A Novel
Phillips, David Graham
Adventure stories; Fiction
Craig bit his lip and his tawny, weather-beaten skin reddened. He stared
with angry envy at Arkwright, so evidently at ease and at home in the
midst of a group on the other side of the room. In company, practically
all human beings are acutely self-conscious. But self-consciousness is
of two kinds. Arkwright, assured that his manners were correct and
engaging, that his dress was all it should be, or could be, that his
position was secure and admired, had the self-consciousness of
self-complacence. Joshua's consciousness of himself was the extreme of
the other kind--like a rat's in a trap.
"You met Mr. Arkwright out West--out where you live?"
"Yes," said Craig curtly, almost surlily.
"I was out there once," pursued the young woman, feeling that in her own
house she must do her best with the unfortunate young man. "And,
curiously enough, I heard you speak. We all admired you very much."
Craig cheered up instantly; he was on his own ground now. "How long
ago?" he asked.
"Three years; two years last September."
"Oh, I was a mere boy then. You ought to hear me now."
And Joshua launched forth into a description of his oratory, then
related how he had won over juries in several important cases. His arms,
his hands were going, his eyes were glistening, his voice had that rich,
sympathetic tone which characterizes the egotist when the subject is
himself. Miss Severence listened without comment; indeed, he was not
sure that she was listening, so conventional was her expression. But,
though she was careful to keep her face a blank, her mind was busy.
Surely not since the gay women of Barras's court laughed at the
megalomaniac ravings of a noisy, badly dressed, dirty young lieutenant
named Buonaparte, had there been a vanity so candid, so voluble, so
obstreperous. Nor did he talk of himself in a detached way, as if he
were relating the performances and predicting the glory of a human being
who happened to have the same name as himself. No, he thrust upon her in
every sentence that he, he himself and none other, had said and done all
these splendid startling things, would do more, and more splendid. She
listened, astounded; she wondered why she did not burst out laughing in
his very face, why, on the contrary, she seemed to accept to a
surprising extent his own estimate of himself.
"He's a fool," thought she, "one of the most tedious fools I ever met.
But I was right; he's evidently very much of a somebody. However does he
get time to DO anything, when he's so busy admiring himself? How does he
ever contrive to take his mind off himself long enough to think of
anything else?"
Nearly an hour later Arkwright came for him, cut him off in the middle
of an enthusiastic description of how he had enchained and enthralled a
vast audience in the biggest hall in St. Paul. "We must go, this
instant," said Arkwright. "I had no idea it was so late."
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