Jenny (innocently)
No, it was only to trap the ghost.
Albert
I don't know what prevents me from beating you up!
Arabella
Sir, easy.
Albert
You, too, my pretty, could earn some slaps. Shut up, if you please. To
punish her audacity, I will drive her from my house. How do you like
that?
Jenny (crying)
Just heaven, what a sentence. Sir--
Albert (adamant)
No, out of the nest, if you please.
Jenny (laughing)
Ah, my word, sir, you flatter yourself if you think that leaving your
sad company will make me suffer the least pang. A school boy leaving
his tutor, a woman a long time celibate who leaves her relatives to
get married--a slave who leaves the hands of his masters, an old
prisoner who breaks his chains after thirty years, an heir who sees
his uncle give up the ghost, a husband when the plague takes his
plaguey wife--doesn't have half the pleasure I take in receiving from
you this happy discharge.
Albert
Leaving me would please you?
Jenny
The greatest pleasure I will have in my life.
Albert
Really! If that is so, I've changed my mind. I do not intend to give
you this pleasure. You will stay here to do penance. And you will,
without arguing, go in, and be diligent.
(Arabella reenters and curtsies. As Jenny starts to go, Albert stops
her.)
Albert
You stay--I wish to speak to you without witnesses. (aside) I'll have
to butter her up--I need her services. (aloud) Come on--let's make
peace and live sensibly. At bottom I love you--and more than you
think.
Jenny
And I also love you more than you think.
Albert
A pretty amour, truly to break my nose. But, I pardon all, and promise
you that you will enjoy my bounty--if you serve me on occasion.
Jenny
Let's see. What service is in question?
Albert
You've known for a long time, that as regards Arabella, I have, as one
ought, a soul a--bit tender. But for the precautions I take for her
the wench would soon take the bit in her teeth. She's always spent her
life in high society with the lady from London--Mrs. Worthy--who took
care of her until she was fifteen. That lady, having died, a relation
begged me to take care of her, and confided her to me. Since then love
has stolen into my heart. I have a plan to make her my wife.
Jenny
Your wife! Fie!
Albert
What do you mean by that tone?
Jenny
Fie, I tell you.
Albert
What?
Jenny
Hey, fie! Fie--I tell you. You are too intelligent to commit such a
stupidity--and I tell you to your grey beard.
Albert
I never had children by my late wife--and I wish to finish what I've
begun--to have heirs whose happy birth will ruin the hopes of all my
collaterals.
Jenny
My word, sir, make as many as you please. You won't have any posterity
left behind, and it is I who tell you so.
Albert
And why is that?
Jenny
How do I know?
Albert
Who has given you the privilege of soothsaying? Say, speak, respond!
Jenny
My God--I said nothing except what's reasonable, and you know it! I
understand myself and that's sufficient.
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