From that day he monotonously accentuated his absurdities. All London
rang with them. He was the Court Fool of Mayfair, the buffoon of the
inner circles of the Metropolis, and, by degrees, his painted fame,
jangling the bells in its cap, spun about England in a dervish dance,
till Peckham whispered of him, and even the remotest suburbs crowned
him with parsley and hung upon his doings. All the blooming flowers of
notoriety were his, to hug in his arms as he stood upon his platform
bowing to the general applause. His shrine in _Vanity Fair_ was surely
being prepared. But he scarcely thought of this, being that ordinary,
ridiculous, middle-class thing, an immoderately loving husband, insane
enough to worship romantically the woman to whom he was unromantically
tied by the law of his country. With each new fantasy he hoped to win
back that which he had lost. Each joke was the throw of a desperate
gamester, each tricky invention a stake placed on the number that would
never turn up. That wild time of his career was humorous to the world,
how tragic to himself we can only wonder. He spread wings like a bird,
flew hither and thither as if a vagrant for pure joy and the pleasure
of movement, darted and poised, circled and sailed, but all the time
his heart cried aloud for a nest and Winifred. Yet he wooed her only
silently by his follies, and set her each day farther and farther from
him.
And she--how she hated his notoriety, and was sick with weariness when
voices told her of his escapades, modulating themselves to wondering
praise. Long ago she had known that Eustace sinned against his own
nature, but she had never loved him quite enough to discover what that
nature really was. And now she had no desire to find out. He was only
her husband and the least of all men to her.
The Lanes sat at breakfast one morning and took up their letters.
Winifred sipped her tea, and opened one or two carelessly. They were
invitations. Then she tore, the envelope of a third, and, as she read
it, forgot to sip her tea. Presently she laid it down slowly. Eustace
was looking at her.
“Winifred,” he said, “I have got a letter from the editor of _Vanity
Fair_.”
“Oh!”
“He wishes me to permit a caricature of myself to appear in his pages.”
Winifred’s fingers closed sharply on the letter she had just been
reading. A decision of hers in regard to the writer of it was hanging in
the balance, though Eustace did not know it.
“Well?” said Eustace, inquiring of her silence.
“What are you going to reply?” she asked.
“I am wondering.”
She chipped an eggshell and took a bit of dry toast.
“All those who appear in _Vanity Fair_ are celebrated, aren’t they?” she
said.
“I suppose so,” Eustace said.
“For many different things.”
“Of course.”
“Can you refuse the editor’s request?”
“I don’t know why I should.”
“Exactly. Tell me when you have written to him, and what you have
written, Eustace.”
“Yes, Winnie, I will.”
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