New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“That is,” he continued, “if she keeps in the notion until the time
comes. We’ve been layin’ pipes for the getaway for two weeks. One day
she says she will; the same evenin’ she says nixy. We’ve agreed on
to-night, and Rosy’s stuck to the affirmative this time for two whole
days. But it’s five hours yet till the time, and I’m afraid she’ll
stand me up when it comes to the scratch.”
“You said you wanted drugs,” remarked Ikey.
Mr. McGowan looked ill at ease and harassed—a condition opposed to his
usual line of demeanour. He made a patent-medicine almanac into a roll
and fitted it with unprofitable carefulness about his finger.
“I wouldn’t have this double handicap make a false start to-night for a
million,” he said. “I’ve got a little flat up in Harlem all ready, with
chrysanthemums on the table and a kettle ready to boil. And I’ve
engaged a pulpit pounder to be ready at his house for us at 9.30. It’s
got to come off. And if Rosy don’t change her mind again!”—Mr. McGowan
ceased, a prey to his doubts.
“I don’t see then yet,” said Ikey, shortly, “what makes it that you
talk of drugs, or what I can be doing about it.”
“Old man Riddle don’t like me a little bit,” went on the uneasy suitor,
bent upon marshalling his arguments. “For a week he hasn’t let Rosy
step outside the door with me. If it wasn’t for losin’ a boarder they’d
have bounced me long ago. I’m makin’ $20 a week and she’ll never regret
flyin’ the coop with Chunk McGowan.”
“You will excuse me, Chunk,” said Ikey. “I must make a prescription
that is to be called for soon.”
“Say,” said McGowan, looking up suddenly, “say, Ikey, ain’t there a
drug of some kind—some kind of powders that’ll make a girl like you
better if you give ’em to her?”
Ikey’s lip beneath his nose curled with the scorn of superior
enlightenment; but before he could answer, McGowan continued:
“Tim Lacy told me he got some once from a croaker uptown and fed ’em to
his girl in soda water. From the very first dose he was ace-high and
everybody else looked like thirty cents to her. They was married in
less than two weeks.”
Strong and simple was Chunk McGowan. A better reader of men than Ikey
was could have seen that his tough frame was strung upon fine wires.
Like a good general who was about to invade the enemy’s territory he
was seeking to guard every point against possible failure.
“I thought,” went on Chunk hopefully, “that if I had one of them
powders to give Rosy when I see her at supper to-night it might brace
her up and keep her from reneging on the proposition to skip. I guess
she don’t need a mule team to drag her away, but women are better at
coaching than they are at running bases. If the stuff’ll work just for
a couple of hours it’ll do the trick.”
“When is this foolishness of running away to be happening?” asked Ikey.
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