New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Nine o’clock,” said Mr. McGowan. “Supper’s at seven. At eight Rosy
goes to bed with a headache. At nine old Parvenzano lets me through to
his back yard, where there’s a board off Riddle’s fence, next door. I
go under her window and help her down the fire-escape. We’ve got to
make it early on the preacher’s account. It’s all dead easy if Rosy
don’t balk when the flag drops. Can you fix me one of them powders,
Ikey?”
Ikey Schoenstein rubbed his nose slowly.
“Chunk,” said he, “it is of drugs of that nature that pharmaceutists
must have much carefulness. To you alone of my acquaintance would I
intrust a powder like that. But for you I shall make it, and you shall
see how it makes Rosy to think of you.”
Ikey went behind the prescription desk. There he crushed to a powder
two soluble tablets, each containing a quarter of a grain of morphia.
To them he added a little sugar of milk to increase the bulk, and
folded the mixture neatly in a white paper. Taken by an adult this
powder would insure several hours of heavy slumber without danger to
the sleeper. This he handed to Chunk McGowan, telling him to administer
it in a liquid if possible, and received the hearty thanks of the
backyard Lochinvar.
The subtlety of Ikey’s action becomes apparent upon recital of his
subsequent move. He sent a messenger for Mr. Riddle and disclosed the
plans of Mr. McGowan for eloping with Rosy. Mr. Riddle was a stout man,
brick-dusty of complexion and sudden in action.
“Much obliged,” he said, briefly, to Ikey. “The lazy Irish loafer! My
own room’s just above Rosy’s. I’ll just go up there myself after supper
and load the shot-gun and wait. If he comes in my back yard he’ll go
away in a ambulance instead of a bridal chaise.”
With Rosy held in the clutches of Morpheus for a many-hours deep
slumber, and the bloodthirsty parent waiting, armed and forewarned,
Ikey felt that his rival was close, indeed, upon discomfiture.
All night in the Blue Light Drug Store he waited at his duties for
chance news of the tragedy, but none came.
At eight o’clock in the morning the day clerk arrived and Ikey started
hurriedly for Mrs. Riddle’s to learn the outcome. And, lo! as he
stepped out of the store who but Chunk McGowan sprang from a passing
street car and grasped his hand—Chunk McGowan with a victor’s smile and
flushed with joy.
“Pulled it off,” said Chunk with Elysium in his grin. “Rosy hit the
fire-escape on time to a second, and we was under the wire at the
Reverend’s at 9.30¼. She’s up at the flat—she cooked eggs this mornin’
in a blue kimono—Lord! how lucky I am! You must pace up some day, Ikey,
and feed with us. I’ve got a job down near the bridge, and that’s where
I’m heading for now.”
“The—the—powder?” stammered Ikey.
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