The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Public-school life checked the outward manifestation of girlhood, but
Georgie’s essential nature continued to develop in secret. Publicly he
became more or less a male boy, but this was not because he was really
growing into a male boy, but because through ridicule, contempt, and
example he found it more convenient to behave like one. He did not like
boys’ games, but being tall and strong and well-made, and being forced
to take part in them, he played them with considerable success. But he
hated roughness and cold weather and mud, and his infant piety developed
into a sort of sentimental rapture with stained-glass windows and
ecclesiastical rites and church music. His public school was one where
Confession to the Chaplain was, though not insisted on, encouraged, and
Georgie conceived a sort of passion for this athletic young priest, and
poured out to him week by week a farrago of pale and bloodless
peccadilloes, and thought how wonderful he was. Eventually the
embarrassed clergyman, who was of an ingenious turn of mind, but
despaired of ever teaching Georgie manliness, invented a perfectly new
penance for him, and forbade him to come to confession, unless he had
really something desperate to say, more frequently than once every three
weeks. Otherwise, apart from those religious flirtations, Georgie
appeared to be growing up in an ordinary human manner. But, if anyone
had been skilful enough to dissect him down to the marrow of his soul,
he would have found that Georgie was not passing from boyhood into
manhood, but from girlhood into womanhood.
He went up to Oxford, and there, under the sentimental influence of the
city of spires, the last trace of his manhood left him. His father, who,
by one of Nature’s inimitable conjuring tricks, was a bluff old squire,
rather too fond of port now, just as he had been rather too fond of the
first line of the Gaiety Chorus in his youth, longed for Georgie to sow
some wild oats, to get drunk or gated, to get entangled with a girl, to
do anything to show that virility, though sadly latent, existed in him.
But Georgie continued to disappoint those unedifying wishes: he
preferred barley-water to port, and was always working in his room by
ten in the evening, so that he would not have known whether he was gated
or not, and he took no interest in any choruses apart from chapel
choirs, and never got entangled with anybody. Instead he became a Roman
Catholic, and a mixture of port, passion, and apoplexy carried off his
father before he had time to alter his will.
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