The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Georgie stepped into his father’s shoes, and continued his own blameless
career. He had an income of some three thousand a year, and a small
place in Sussex, and at the conclusion of his Oxford days, turned over
the place in Sussex to his step-mother and his three plain sisters,
reserving there a couple of rooms for himself, and took a small neat
house in Curzon Street. He was both generous and careful about money,
made his sisters ample allowances, and proceeded to spend the rest of
his income thoughtfully and methodically. He had an excellent taste in
furniture and decorations, though an essentially feminine one, and the
house in Curzon Street became a comfortable and charming little nest,
with Chippendale furniture in the drawing-room and bottles of pink
bath-salts with glass spoons in the bath-room. He had a private den of
his own (though anything less like a den was never seen), with a
looking-glass over the fire-place into which he stuck invitation-cards,
a Chesterfield sofa, on the arm of which there often reposed a piece of
embroidery, a writing-table with all sorts of dainty contrivances, such
as a smelling-bottle, and a little piece of soft sponge in a dish, over
the damp surface of which he drew postage-stamps instead of licking them
with his tongue, and by degrees he got together a collection of carved
jade, which was displayed in a _vitrine_ (vulgarly, a glass case) lined
with velvet and lit inside by electric light. He had a brougham
motor-car, driven by a handsome young chauffeur, whom, if he took the
wrong turning, he called a ‘naughty boy’ through the tube, and was
personally attended by a very smart young parlour-maid, for though he
did not care for girls in any proper manly way, he liked, when he was
sleepy in the morning, to hear the rustle of skirts. His cook, whom he
saw every day after breakfast in his den, was an artiste, and he had a
good cellar of light wines. After lunch and dinner he always made coffee
himself, in Turkish fashion, for his guests, and passed round with it
odd, syrupy liqueurs. His bedroom was merely a woman’s bedroom, with a
blue quilt on the bed, a long cheval-glass on the floor, silver-backed
brushes on the toilet-table and no razors, for a neighbouring barber
came to shave him every morning. In cold weather, when his mauve silk
pyjamas were hung out to warm in front of the fire, the parlour-maid
inserted into his bed a hot-water bottle, jacketed in the same tone of
blue as his quilt. On that Georgie put his soft pink feet, and always
went to sleep immediately.
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