The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
A perfect tattoo of raps followed, and amid peals of spiritual laughter,
Pocky announced that he was coming. Pocky was a dear naughty boy, the
Princess explained to Mrs. Weston, so full of fun, and so mischievous,
and had been, when on earth, a Hungarian violinist. Pocky’s presence was
soon announced by a shrill scream from the lady on Mrs. Weston’s right,
who said the naughty boy had given her such a slap. Then he pulled the
Princess’s hair, and a voice close to Mrs. Weston said ‘’Ullo, ’ullo,
’ere is a new friend. What a nice lady! Kiss me, ducky,’ and Mrs. Weston
distinctly felt a touch on her neck below her ear. Then after another
bastinado of raps, Pocky’s face, swathed in white muslin and faintly
luminous, appeared above the middle of the table. They had had lovely
music that day, he told them, ‘on the other side,’ and Pocky had played
to them. If they all said ‘please,’ he would play to them now, and after
they had all said ‘please,’ play to them he did on a violin. His tune
was faintly reminiscent of a Brahms valse, but as it was a spirit air it
could not have been that. Then with a clatter the violin descended on to
the middle of the table, and Pocky, after blowing kisses to them all,
went away in peals of happy laughter.
Thereafter Mrs. Weston became a prey to psychical things. She gazed into
the crystal she purchased from the Princess; she sat for hours, pencil
in hand, waiting for automatic script to outline itself on her virgin
paper; she took excursions into astrology; she frequented a fashionable
palmist, who gave her the most gratifying information about her future,
and assured her that marvellous happiness and success would attend her
every step in life, so long as she regularly consulted Mrs. Jones, say
once a week at seven and sixpence. The Princess and Gabriel gave a
séance in Chesterfield Street, and put her into communication with her
great-uncle, whose portrait by Lawrence happened to be hung in the hall.
The Princess had been struck with this the moment she saw it, for the
purpleness of the halo (even in the oil-picture) astonished her, and she
asked who that saint was. He had not been recognised as such while on
the earth, but no doubt he had learned much afterwards, for his remarks
at the séance that evening equalled Cardinal Newman’s for spiritual
beauty. To clinch the matter, he materialised at the next séance, and
apart from his nose, which certainly did resemble Gabriel’s, his
great-niece found that he exactly corresponded with her childish
remembrances of him.
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