The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
This was very gratifying, especially when the Princess explained that
only the most elect souls have purple halos, and the man with the
chin-beard, whom the Princess called Gabriel dear, said that the moment
he touched Mrs. Weston’s hand he knew she had power. Thereupon the
Princess’s fingers began to twitch violently, and Gabriel dear,
explaining that Raschia, the spirit of an ancient Egyptian priestess,
possessed her, brought a writing-pad and a pencil, and the Princess,
with Raschia to guide her, dashed off several pages of automatic script.
This was written in curious broken English, and the Princess gaily
explained that darling Raschia was not very good at English yet, for she
was only learning. But the message was quite intelligible, and clearly
stated that this new little friend, Mrs. Weston, was a being of the
brightest psychical gifts, which must instantly be cultivated. It ended
‘Ta, ta, darlings. Raschia must fly away. God bless you all.’
It was not to be wondered at that after so cordial a welcome, Mrs.
Weston joined Princess Spookoffski’s circle, and went there again next
day for a regular séance, price two guineas a head. There were four
other persons beside the Princess and Gabriel and they all had purple
halos, for the Princess was so great an aristocrat in the spiritual
world (as well as being a Princess on the mortal plane) that she only
‘took’ purple halos. The room swam with incense, a small musical-box was
placed in the middle of the table, and hardly had the lights been put
out and the circle made, when Gabriel, who was to be the medium, went
off into a deep trance, as his stertorous breathing proved, and the
musical-box began to play ‘Lead, kindly Light.’ On which the Princess
said--
‘Ah, perhaps the dear Cardinal will come to us. Let us all sing.’
Thereupon they all began helping the Cardinal to come by joining in to
the best of their powers, with the gratifying result that before they
were half-way through the second verse, a stentorian baritone suddenly
joined in too, and that was the Cardinal singing his own hymn. He had a
quantity of wholly edifying things to say when the hymn was over, such
as ‘beyond the darkness there is light,’ and ‘beyond death there is
life,’ and ‘beyond trouble there is peace.’ Having delivered himself of
these illuminating truths, he said ‘Good-bye, Benedictine, my children,’
and left the mortal plane. Thereupon there was dead silence again,
except for Gabriel’s stertorous breathing.
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