The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
Of course he could not indulge in such debauches every night, and the
evenings were many when they dined at home and he went to bed at
half-past nine. Then when he was warmly tucked up with a hot-water
bottle, and an eider-down quilt, he would like her to sit with him, and
read to him till he got drowsy. Then he would say, ‘I’m getting near
Snooze-land, Winny: shall we just talk a little, until you see me
dropping off? And then, my dear, if you want to go out to some ball or
party, by all means go, and dance away. Such a strong little Winny-pinny
to dance all night, and be a little sunbeam all day--’ And his wrinkled
eyelids would close, and his mouth fall open, and he would begin to
snore. On which his Winny-pinny gently got up, and after shading the
light from the bed, left the room.
At first she was vastly contented. Being a quite unreal little creature
herself, it seemed delicious that her husband should call her his fairy
and his Winny-pinny and his sunbeam, and only require of her little
caresses and butterfly-kisses and squeezes. All the secret sentimental
imaginings of her girlhood seemed to be translated into actual life; the
world was very much on the lines of the day-dreams she had never
ventured to tell her sisters. But by degrees fresh horizons opened, and
her imagination, reinforced by continuous reading of all the sentimental
trash that she could find in circulating libraries, began to frame all
sorts of new adventures for herself. Just as, in her girlhood, she had
had visions of baronets and millionaires casting glances of hopeless
adoration at her in the streets, so now, when she had got her baronet
all right, she still clung to the idea of others looking at her with
eyes of silent longing. She decided (in a strictly imaginative sense) to
have a lover who pined for her.
Now with her pretty meaningless face, pink and white, with her large
china-blue eyes, and yellow hair, it was but natural that there were
many men who looked with interest and admiration at her, and were very
well content to sit and talk to her in secluded corners at the balls to
which she so often went alone. After a few days’ indecision she settled
that the hopeless and pining swain (for she was determined to be a
faithful wife, that being part of the romance) should be Joe Bailey, a
pale and willowy young soldier, who spent most of the day at the
manicurist and most of the night in London ball-rooms. From the first
time she had seen him, so she now told herself, having adopted him as
her lover, she had known that there was some secret sympathy between
them; a chord (this came out of the circulating library) vibrated
between their two souls. His pallor was instantly accounted for, so too
was the tenderness with which he held her hand when they danced
together: in spite of his noble reticence his soul had betrayed its
secret to her.
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