The Freaks of MayfairBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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The Freaks of Mayfair
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Short stories, English
According to the circulating library there was nothing easier. A note
with a few passionate words addressed to her had only to be picked up
by somebody else’s wife, or somebody else’s husband had only to be found
on his knees at midnight in her boudoir (a word she affected) and the
thing was done. But, as always, it was the _premier pas qui coûte_, and
these enchanting situations, she supposed, had to be led up to. A total
stranger would not go on his knees at midnight in her boudoir, or leave
passionate notes about; she had to rouse in another the emotion on which
were built those heavenly summits, and begin, so to speak, in the
valleys.
At this point a wonderful piece of luck came her way. The faithless Joe
Bailey had his engagement broken off. It was generally supposed that the
top-hole girl found him beastly, but Winifred knew better. She felt
convinced that he had broken it off on her account, finding that
passionate celibacy was the only possible condition for one who had met
her too late. Here was an avenue down which compromise might enter, and
when in answer to a broad hint of hers, he asked her to play golf with
him at Richmond, she eagerly consented.
The plan was that he should lunch with Sir Gilbert and herself, and Sir
Gilbert held out hopes that if it was not too hot, he would drive down
with them, sit on the verandah, or perhaps walk a hole or two with
them, and drive back again at the conclusion of their game. But these
hopes were shattered or--should it be said--more exciting hopes were
gloriously mended, for an inspection of the thermometer convinced him
that it would be more prudent to stay indoors till the heat of the day
waned. So she and Joe Bailey drove off together in the Rolls-Royce.
She looked anxiously round as they left the door in Grosvenor Square.
‘I wonder if it was wise of us to come in this car,’ she said, timidly.
Bailey looked critically round.
‘Why not,’ he said rather stupidly. ‘Quite a good car, isn’t it?’
Clearly he was not awake to the danger.
‘Oh, yes,’ she said, ‘but people are so ill-natured. They might think it
odd for you and me to be driving about in Gilbert’s car.’
He was still odiously obtuse.
‘Well, they couldn’t expect us to walk all the way to Richmond, could
they?’ he said.
To her great delight, Winifred saw at this moment a cousin of her
husband’s, and bowed and waved her hand and kissed her fingers. She sat
very much back as she did this so that Florrie Falcon, who had a
proverbially unkind tongue, could clearly see the young man who sat by
her side. That made her feel a little better, for it was even more
important that other people should see her in the act of doing
compromising things, than that he with whom she compromised herself
should be aware of the fact. During their game again they came across
several people whom Bailey or she knew, who, it was to be hoped, would
mention the fact that they had been seen together.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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